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Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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BudmanTX said:
some people are like that my friend....i have a step daughter that's the same way, her boo is a POS and has been on that road like yours....well one day me and couple friends were at the house...earlier that day we went out to help another person we knew that had a snake infestation.....they were just king snake, but he wanted them removed and relocated....so we went hunting.....got 4 of them about 6ft long and we had them in a box.....now this POS boo doesn't know a snake from the ground...and they come over...we are sitting on the back of the truck have a few beers and some space tomatoes...he comes over asks what's in the box....my first words were Texas Justice...his eyes got big.....i reach my hand in the box and pull one house..."so i have a question, you like snakes...." i can see him scared...."he says no i don't" "i said well if i keep hearing what i'm hearing, i'm gonna come for you and put one of these "i showed him the snake" and put it in your lap"...if you live you live, if you don't...welp you made your choice..." that was the last time i saw of him for a while....needless to say from what i've heard through the wire.....someone not saying who has changed his tune....
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i could always dangle him upside down over the trough when my friend feeds his hogs...maybe shove a couple of his fingers in there, see if they stay attached....just kidding....no, really....
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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newgrow16 said:
Ii think I can get one for you.
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that's ok man....if i need one...i can get one myself.....and a warning...do not go get one.....rather not have to see anyone in the hospital or worse...don't want you to look like this moron...all that redness will either come back...or the skin or muscles is gonna die....then the dr's will be force to take it off for you.....

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Metasynth

Metasynth

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BudmanTX said:
that's ok man....if i need one...i can get one myself.....and a warning...do not go get one.....rather not have to see anyone in the hospital or worse...don't want you to look like this moron...all that redness will either come back...or the skin or muscles is gonna die....then the dr's will be force to take it off for you.....

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My arm looked worse than that after I broke it. But it was just the bleeding from the break. Shit, it was entirely black for a few weeks
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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Metasynth said:
I mean, if it’s raw gore, I don’t really enjoy seeing that kinda stuff. I might wanna do acid or mushrooms or DMT again sometime later in life, and I don’t like those kinda images chasing me around.

But bruising, that’s no biggie.
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well ok..let put it this what will happen..or what the dr's will have to do...when it's black like that...they have to get the blood going, so what they are gonna do is slice your arm open for the swelling let it bleed and remove any dead tissue.....after that and swelling goes down.....it's the skin surgeon for reconstruction....i was gonna show u a friend of mines pic cause he took picture of the issue as a certain reminder of how no to mess with one or to second guess one....
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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BudmanTX said:
well ok..let put it this what will happen..or what the dr's will have to do...when it's black like that...they have to get the blood going, so what they are gonna do is slice your arm open for the swelling let it bleed and remove any dead tissue.....after that and swelling goes down.....it's the skin surgeon for reconstruction....i was gonna show u a friend of mines pic cause he took picture of the issue as a certain reminder of how no to mess with one or to second guess one....
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Yeah my surgeon put shiny new titanium parts in my arm, so I’m probably better than before…lol

Alrhough my range of motion is only about 85%, and then there’s the chronic nerve pain…you know, the little things
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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you got something like this around your house???? i have one that i use when i'm out getting snakes......and i have a another metal rig with an "L" at the end so i can drag them out....and that's how i catch them.....5gal bucket and there you go.......great setup for relocation of snakes....
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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BudmanTX said:
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you got something like this around your house???? i have one that i use when i'm out getting snakes......and i have a another metal rig with an "L" at the end so i can drag them out....and that's how i catch them.....5gal bucket and there you go.......great setup for relocation of snakes....
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I use a rake, a hoe, and a 20 gallon trash can.

When I was backpacking a couple weeks ago, I got those pics of the rattlesnakes fucking…

Little did I know that while I was backpacking, there was a rattlesnake at home for 2 days under one of our decks. My daughter got to hang with the fire department for a little bit while they tried to catch it, but just scared it away…lol

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BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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Metasynth said:
I use a rake, a hoe, and a 20 gallon trash can.

When I was backpacking a couple weeks ago, I got those pics of the rattlesnakes fucking…

Little did I know that while I was backpacking, there was a rattlesnake at home for 2 days under one of our decks. My daughter got to hang with the fire department for a little bit while they tried to catch it, but just scared it away…lol

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yeah i saw those pic you took......

glad your little one got to hang out with the fire fighter.......be she had a blast...
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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Metasynth said:
I use a rake, a hoe, and a 20 gallon trash can.

When I was backpacking a couple weeks ago, I got those pics of the rattlesnakes fucking…

Little did I know that while I was backpacking, there was a rattlesnake at home for 2 days under one of our decks. My daughter got to hang with the fire department for a little bit while they tried to catch it, but just scared it away…lol

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She doesn't look happy.
 
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