The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide
Drop That Sound
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The adventure to raid the lost nettle was perilous indeed! Giant hawks, mosquitos for days, large cougars (with some scat left in the middle of the road to mark its territory, see pic!), momma raccoon’s layer with her kits, and huge nettles sticking out in the road everywhere. No snakes though! Pissiana hates snakes!
Got away with a 3 gal bucket stuffed full with no stings. Selectively thinned. Also ate some salmon, huckle, and thimble berries along the way.
Wonder if I should add pee now, or after the nettles steep for a week or 2?
Big kitty!
Drop That Sound
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Adding a round paver stone on top (careful not to set of traps) and filling the bucket with water with a lid. That's all for today folks. Until the next adventure(Undiana and the fruit juice of my looms) , stay gold pee pee boys, stay gold! Pee ya later alligators!
Tvanmunhen
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I finally have everybody transplanted into five gallon pots and into different tents. I decided to mix 3 parts HP Pro mix to 1 part rice hulls. Each plant got top dressed with a quarter cup of Dr Earth Homegrown 4-6-3. I then spread extra rice hulls for mulch and watered each with a 10-1 water to urine mix. 
These are the two different Chicken Dinner phenos I got.
My Chill Bomb clone
Wedding Cake mix with unknown male.
Going to give them a couple days to get used to the transplant then I'm topping and spreading them out for flowering.
These are the two different Chicken Dinner phenos I got.
My Chill Bomb clone
Wedding Cake mix with unknown male.
Going to give them a couple days to get used to the transplant then I'm topping and spreading them out for flowering.
Tvanmunhen
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I ended up getting three out of four females from the regular chicken dinner seeds! I also had a Mac s1 that was getting the golden treatment as well. I decided to toss the extras in the garbage bin but save clippings in the fridge in case something goes wrong later. 
It's an extra fridge chilling in the garage.lol
It's an extra fridge chilling in the garage.lol
jointofthenation420
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Thanks a bunch forr posting this! A lot of help for ra newbie like me!The P.I.S.S. Method
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This thread was created for fun and facts … Urine has been historically used in both agriculture, commodities , leather work even artistic paintings.
But, the Liquid Gold has even more beneficial use in your garden !
Many nutrient lines that you currently use have urea based compounds - these aid in nitrogen and photosynthesis. Bagged urea fertilizer can be a solid source of nitrogen ( 45% ) . Urea is neutral in pH and can adapt to almost all kinds of soils. It is a waste product formed naturally by metabolizing protein in humans as well as other mammals, amphibians and some fish. Urea is widely used in the agricultural sector both as a fertilizer and animal feed additive.
The main function of Urea fertilizer is to provide the plants with nitrogen to promote green leafy growth and make the plants look lush. Urea also aids the photosynthesis process of plants. Since urea fertilizer can provide only nitrogen and not phosphorus or potassium, it’s primarily used for bloom growth.
Advantages of Urea Fertilizer
But YOUR PEE has so much more ……. Buckets more !
- Superior Nitrogen content
- Low production cost, as source is natural
- Non-flammable and risk-free storage
- Wide application range, for all types of crops and soils
- Neutral pH and harmless to crops and soil
Using human urine can help us work toward a closed-loop fertility system. While not a plant-based technique per se, using their own urine is a way that veganic gardeners can cycle back the nutrients from the foods they consume, while also diverting their urine from the water system where it acts as a pollutant.
Our urine contains significant levels of nitrogen, as well as phosphorous and potassium. The relative ratios are typically around 11 parts nitrogen to 1 part phosphorus to 2.5 parts potassium. Americans produce about 90 million gallons of urine a day, containing about 7 million pounds of nitrogen. Studies conducted in Sweden (Sundberg, 1995; Drangert, 1997) show that an adult’s urine contains enough nutrients to fertilize 50-100% of the crops needed to feed one adult.
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By peeing in a carbon-rich medium ( like soil ) to make the elements plant available. For a healthy person, human urine typically has a pH of around 6.2 with a range of 5.5-7.0. A person’s diet and alcohol consumption can also affect the pH of their urine. Pee for the most part is also sterile.
The main organic component of urine is urea, a combination of ammonia and carbon dioxide, which is the byproduct of our bodies breaking down proteins into usable amino acids. Urea is very high in nitrogen, a key ingredient to healthy leafy growth in plants. In addition to being very nitrogen-rich, urine also contains dissolved phosphorus that’s immediately available to plants, making urine a quick-acting fertilizer. Pee also contains various micronutrients that valuable to your garden.
Dog and Cat pee are extremely high in urea - ever see the burned yellow patches on a lawn ? This happens from the high levels of ammonia and salt. Plus the pathogenic dangers from these animals can be a hidden risk.
This is why , this particular piss source is not recommended for our test.
Urine naturally contains salt and the amount can vary depending on a person’s diet. Urine use in arid areas could cause salinization of the soil and should be carefully monitored. Different plants have different tolerances to salt in the soil but an excess concentration of salt could adversely impact plant health and growth. For example, vegetables like potatoes and onions are very salt-sensitive whereas olives and barley are tolerant. Some leafy greens like kale and spinach are moderately tolerant.
So , i plan to start a grow using this method. I will have a plant watered / fed using this method. The plant I will experiment with will be in a precharged soil mix ( mild potting only ) - No dry fertilizer toppings / no liquid nutes . The PEE water will be at a dilute rate of 1:3 to water to start then down to 1:1 over grow.
Some gardeners try to “ store “ large quantities for garden use but I will do this as the plant needs it.
FRESH - FREE - SUSTAINABLE MELLOW YELLOW
So feel free to “ tinkle in “ on this thread , add your own grows , DIY projects - suggestions or “ piss tips “
Peecycling in your garden for perfect plants !
Tinkle for Terps !
Pee on your plants - not in your pants !
Let’s get this Pee Party Started …..
Budzbuddha
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Thanks @jointofthenation420 for following along
Spread the Piss Knowledge
Welcome to RIU.I would shake your hand … but you probably have piss on it.
Budzbuddha
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Everybody getting on the PEE TRAIN 
Mathew Foley
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Just trying to help.
Drop That Sound
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Nettle tea is getting slimy, and almost smells putrid like decaying fish or something.. Thats good though.
I haven’t urinated it yet either, lol. I’ll just know when the time is right, when nature calls...
Oh, and meet.. Shureena..
She just now got poked in soil, and is eagerly awaiting her first cup of pee nettle tea (aka PNT).
I haven’t urinated it yet either, lol. I’ll just know when the time is right, when nature calls...
Oh, and meet.. Shureena..
She just now got poked in soil, and is eagerly awaiting her first cup of pee nettle tea (aka PNT).
Budzbuddha
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HaPEE 4th of July !
Star Spangled Pee.
Star Spangled Pee.
Budzbuddha
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Yellow Dream
“ PEE ka boo …. I PEE you “
She is still cruising along - not too much else. However , the only odd thing about this grow is the extended ( 5 days or longer ) between “ pee watering “. She keeps the moisture and really doesn’t have a regular dryback.
So , I only piss on her when she is actually somewhat lighter in water weight. Bug issues are pretty non existent too. So , i don’t keep pee / water mix on shelf , it wouldn’t last and would probably be a bit funky.
So , I tinkle on her on the day she needs it.
Diet coke and a Slim Jim - Rock and Roll time
“ PEE ka boo …. I PEE you “
She is still cruising along - not too much else. However , the only odd thing about this grow is the extended ( 5 days or longer ) between “ pee watering “. She keeps the moisture and really doesn’t have a regular dryback.
So , I only piss on her when she is actually somewhat lighter in water weight. Bug issues are pretty non existent too. So , i don’t keep pee / water mix on shelf , it wouldn’t last and would probably be a bit funky.
So , I tinkle on her on the day she needs it.
Diet coke and a Slim Jim - Rock and Roll time
Seanf610
Active Member
I pissed directly on my plant and it tasted better than cresco, and smelled amazing and smoked good to I watered it down immediately because I was experimenting I wasn’t sure weather I could pee in it but I remembered it gives it nitrogen I used coco fiber so it drained easily more than soil and to even the ph after I used hydrogen peroxide baking soda and vinegar I didn’t dilute my water with it I figured it would be best if it just passed through quickly and it worked like a hydroponic garden in terms of passing nutrients. If it were soil I would’ve had to dilute. 1:3 or less, something like that.
i watered my
Budzbuddha
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I’m thinking PEE could be form of a PEEH DOWN ( PH ) substitute in some grows. Urine ph can RANGE up or down from neutral ( near neutral ) average.
Weird thing ……
Lets say you drink bottled water only for a day before your plant baptism…. You are technically flushing your body ….. WUT ?
And here we are - Where we used to rag on members “ flushing “ their plants - We flush our dicks !
WTF ?????????
Mind Blown LOL
Weird thing ……
Lets say you drink bottled water only for a day before your plant baptism…. You are technically flushing your body ….. WUT ?
And here we are - Where we used to rag on members “ flushing “ their plants - We flush our dicks !
WTF ?????????
Mind Blown LOL
Tracker
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Damn! Put that on your resume!
Tracker
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Budzbuddha
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Kind of how sequoias grew back in the day 3200 years ago - Early man pissing and shitting on a young tree wiping their most heinous asses with a rock.
Budzbuddha
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Mother Nature ALWAYS provides ……
