The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

CarolinaPothead said:

I found these at the edge of my yard. They are just coming on here. I am just letting them get a little bigger although there are shit tons of them. I never knew you could eat them or feed plants. Thanks for the tip

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Those look different than the kind around here, that have serated leaf edges, and lots of micro sized stingers.. Heads up..Here they can get like 10+ ft tall. I know there are a smaller variety and they can get white flowers, but anyway.. make sure you identify any plants correctly before consuming. I'm sure you can ferment a lot of different live plants into fertilizer teas, but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urtica_dioica is especially good though with its high concentrations, and because it prefers rich soils.

You can use it against powdery mildew, mites, septoria, root rot, fungal issues, and a host of other or other kinds of plant disease\pests. It attracts the good kinds of bugs instead too. Cool huh?

Not to mention, I guess its one of a few plants that can directly tolerate rich chicken shit, which is awesome to know. I been working on a mobile coop that will eventually have NFT hydro systems all across the various roof sections, and was wondering if I could grow greens from the shit brewed into an organic tea or something. Maybe I'll figure out some way to grow them instead! Eggs and nettles from the same trailer

I wonder if pee will cure PM. I bet it would, better than any other product. They say it cures athletes foot fungus disease with its antifungal properties, and that its actually a good thing to pee in the shower, with many other benefits.

Next time I ever get PM again, I'll take her out back and hose here down directly from the nozzle, max concentration. After eating nettles like popeye eats spinach, so I have the richest piss in the land.

Budzbuddha said:

Just like the movie…

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Yep thats about it. BTW. one of my Banana Blaze( that even sounds like a piss strain name lol) started looking a little yellow so i drained her a drink a couple days ago and the new growth is greening back up. I think that the availability of the nutes in pee makes for a quicker uptake than some other nutes

This feels like it belongs here.. forgive me if it's already been posted

www.microfarmguide.com/human-waste-fertilizer/

Working on my pee game

Budzbuddha said:

Working on my pee game

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Legendary.

“PEEnelope“ aka Yellow Dream update

Well , looks like she is pushing along well and is getting more fragrant ( sweet dank ) - soil has a minimal odor but who cares ?…. It’s dirt.
I might try to recycle some for solo cup germ.

Flowers are really frosting up and buds are becoming spear shaped. She has gotten her latest PISS DRENCH today.
Not gonna trip on her color anymore as it is not impacting her flower.

I am also forgoing the “ kelp pee “ on her as she is doing fine on my golden showers.

Budzbuddha said:

Working on my pee game

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I think you need to adjust your flow regulator, pressure seems a bit high

Budzbuddha said:

“PEEnelope“ aka Yellow Dream update

Well , looks like she is pushing along well and is getting more fragrant ( sweet dank ) - soil has a minimal odor but who cares ?…. It’s dirt.
I might try to recycle some for solo cup germ.

Flowers are really frosting up and buds are becoming spear shaped. She has gotten her latest PISS DRENCH today.
Not gonna trip on her color anymore as it is not impacting her flower.

I am also forgoing the “ kelp pee “ on her as she is doing fine on my golden showers.

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I think you have a little too much nitrogen in your diet. The tips are starting to sag like a limp wiener. Other than that it looks golden.

Happy Pop-Pee ( Father’s Day ) weekend y’all


Yellow Dream is still pissin forward on growth after her Piss Drench on Tuesday.

She has some notable “ yellow “ pistils here and there which is something I normally don’t see on my buds. Non issue for now just interesting.

So maybe on sunday she will let me piss in her face again for another drenching.


I guess she will stay a darker shade of green after all.

Getting the bladder ready with some Dr. PeePee

Plants crave it

I have been out of town a lot and came home to very thirsty plants lol. I'm surprised they are still going with all the neglect.
I gave them 10 to 1 ratio of water to urine. I also added one quarter teaspoon of spirulina powder. I've been trying to water these every 4 days to 3 days with urine mixture. Today I'm probably chopping down my other tents. Once they are empty I can prune and transplant these into their forever homes lol.

Tvanmunhen said:

I have been out of town a lot and came home to very thirsty plants lol. I'm surprised they are still going with all the neglect.View attachment 5301752
I gave them 10 to 1 ratio of water to urine. I also added one quarter teaspoon of spirulina powder. I've been trying to water these every 4 days to 3 days with urine mixture. Today I'm probably chopping down my other tents. Once they are empty I can prune and transplant these into their forever homes lol.

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The power of Urine

Budzbuddha said:

The power of Urine

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Surprising how well it's been working. No PhD water no nutrients other than pee water and a little spirulina. Very impressed!

Friday update -


She got her squirt of Dr. PeePee yesterday , flowers are frosting up.
Good earthy dank smell and no real deficiencies noted on plant leaves .
I am not counting days and other bullshit , just noting if plant is progressing and not overwhelmed with the piss treatment.

So , I’m just watching her and smoking a joint

Budzbuddha said:

Friday update -


She got her squirt of Dr. PeePee yesterday , flowers are frosting up.
Good earthy dank smell and no real deficiencies noted on plant leaves .
I am not counting days and other bullshit , just noting if plant is progressing and not overwhelmed with the piss treatment.

So , I’m just watching her and smoking a joint

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She looks quite healthy

Hi … I’m PEE … i make flowers grow.



Yellow Dream ( PEEnelope ) is doing Pisstabulous. She is bulking a bit and still hanging in there. Still giving her the PEElixir ( elixir) of Life. No Bloom nutes or anything- the piss has sustained her well up this point. The medium is still charged apparently and shows no real exhaustion.

May try to save some of that medium at end to throw a seed in a solo cup to germinate - a “ PEEdling mix “ of sorts. ( seedling )

Spicy nose profile - no real bug issues which i am surprised. She is handling the nitrogen excess pretty well still too. So gonna run her til wheels fall off.

Budzbuddha said:

Hi … I’m PEE … i make flowers grow.

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Yellow Dream ( PEEnelope ) is doing Pisstabulous. She is bulking a bit and still hanging in there. Still giving her the PEElixir ( elixir) of Life. No Bloom nutes or anything- the piss has sustained her well up this point. The medium is still charged apparently and shows no real exhaustion.

May try to save some of that medium at end to throw a seed in a solo cup to germinate - a “ PEEdling mix “ of sorts. ( seedling )

Spicy nose profile - no real bug issues which i am surprised. She is handling the nitrogen excess pretty well still too. So gonna run her til wheels fall off.

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PEE MORE WEEKS?