Florida Man!

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Florida woman's drunken ride at 120 mph ends with 'violent' fingernail attack on trooper, FHP says

A Florida woman's alleged drunken joyride at 120 mph in a 55 mph zone led to her arrest, but the traffic stop took a turn when she became “violent” with the Florida Highway Patrol trooper whose hand she dug her fingernails in.

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[raratt]

Hershey is sued over lack of artistic detail on Reese's candies

Hershey has been sued by a Florida woman who said its holiday-themed Reese's peanut butter candies lack the artistic details shown on the packaging that make them worth buying. In a proposed federal class action filed on Thursday and seeking at least $5 million, Cynthia Kelly accused Hershey of...

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[injinji]

Sister and BIL went to see a bluesman in Tally last night. I searched him out on YT, and look what the first song to come up was. I think he is from around here.

 

[raratt]

Suspect in custody after stealing a large Snoop Dogg bobblehead from Florida restaurant

A man is now in custody after fleeing from a Florida restaurant with a beloved 3.5-foot tall Snoop Dogg bobblehead on Monday night, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office.

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Kodiak bear cubs were found in Florida, thousands of miles away from their native home: 'Climbing on my car'

The two brown bear cubs had been roaming around on a road in a rural area in north Okaloosa County, about 50 miles northeast of Pensacola, Florida.

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[injinji]

Kodiak bear cubs were found in Florida, thousands of miles away from their native home: 'Climbing on my car'

The two brown bear cubs had been roaming around on a road in a rural area in north Okaloosa County, about 50 miles northeast of Pensacola, Florida.

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I saw that on the news. Not sure what the fuck was going on with that one. With climate change, they should be going north.

 

[lokie]

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

"Allegedly removed his soiled diaper and threw it at his brother, striking him in the chest."

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida. After responding early yesterday to a reported domestic batt

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[injinji]

In other Florida news, SUV's are no longer the leading cause of dead kids in the sunshine state. Yea guns.

 

[Bareback]

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

"Allegedly removed his soiled diaper and threw it at his brother, striking him in the chest."

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida. After responding early yesterday to a reported domestic batt

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When asked for a statement, the brother replied “ shit happens “.

 

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[Sir Napsalot]

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

"Allegedly removed his soiled diaper and threw it at his brother, striking him in the chest."

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida. After responding early yesterday to a reported domestic batt

www.thesmokinggun.com

Eraserhead hair

 

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[shnkrmn]

ABC News (@abcnews) on Threads

A man who fell from what he described as a 60-foot-tall tree into a creek in Vernon, Florida, emerged from the fall with just minor injuries.

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That's gonna leave a mark.

 

[injinji]

ABC News (@abcnews) on Threads

A man who fell from what he described as a 60-foot-tall tree into a creek in Vernon, Florida, emerged from the fall with just minor injuries.

www.threads.net

That's gonna leave a mark.

Vernon is not too far from me. Here is a look at what it was like 40 odd years ago. (odd is the right word for Vernon)

 

[compassionateExotic]

’florida, the Walmart of states hahaha

 

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[injinji]

The other night down at the riverhouse I was listening to jazz and watching the 10 o'clock news with the sound down. A story came on the news, showing a male and female's mugshots, The headline said Chicken Fight Leads to Siblings Arrest. I thought they looked pretty young to be into cock fighting, (and I hadn't heard of a fight getting busted) but it is Florida, so you never know. Then they ran a banner across the bottom saying the fight was over unseasoned chicken. Oh. Makes perfect sense now.

Never mind. I googled it, and they were from SC. But if they ever move to Florida, they would fit in.

https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/national-news/2-arrested-after-bland-chicken-sparks-brawl-involving-gun-knife-bug-spray-police/

 

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[injinji]

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This hiking season on the FT there were a lot more you tubers than usual. The first three days on trail you wade through water, but no one saw any gators until they got up into the canal sections. (it wasn't as thick as in the picture, but there were lots of gators in the canals)