I Once.

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
i once on my b-day last night took too many bonghits at some guys house i barely know and couldnt go out to eat or drive straight cuz i was too stoned. so i got mcdonalds and layed in my eazy chair.
 

tipsgnob

New Member
i once on my b-day last night took too many bonghits at some guys house i barely know and couldnt go out to eat or drive straight cuz i was too stoned. so i got mcdonalds and layed in my eazy chair.
I once thought that was my house and while you were passed out I had my way with you...

merry christmas koosh.....
 

buggs bunny

Well-Known Member
i once got lost going to my out door m j patch iN THE DARK and it took me 4 hours to find it and another 4 to find my way back to the road,all for imature buds.
 

Straight Sativa

Well-Known Member
I once broke into an 11 story abandoned parking garage, went on the roof and smoked ganj while overlooking the entire downtown area of my city in complete tanquillity.

I then went there the next night and had the cops called on me.
 

buggs bunny

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oncedrove to the store for smokes,after drinking 20 beers and been up a day strait on meth,and got pulled over for a fake pull over he said my turn signal didnt work right when it worked fine after i got pulled over?

he gave me all the tests,and then surched my 78 camaro,he found nothing and he forgot his breathalizer,so he had to let me go.

can you say BURN!!!!!!!!!! i don't how lucky i was that night.whew.
 

turkster

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i once almost got mugged by a pimp, whos lady i told to get the fuck out of my car cause she was so but ugly...then when the pimp jumped into my car, i beat the fuck out of him and got my chain back...crack heads!!! dont fuck with Turster....now i grow trees and smoke all day....
 

chuckbane

New Member
i once almost got mugged by a pimp, whos lady i told to get the fuck out of my car cause she was so but ugly...then when the pimp jumped into my car, i beat the fuck out of him and got my chain back...crack heads!!! dont fuck with Turster....now i grow trees and smoke all day....
I once beat up don magic juan. hes a pimp. and a pretty damn fly one at that!:shock::joint::hump:
 

surfbolinas2008

Active Member
I once choked some1 til they turned purple and passed out. I was young and he just went limp and fell down.

It scared the fuck out of me.
Dude, I totally know what you mean by this. The fucked up thing is when I was younger, about 11-13, the neighborhood kids and I would do this shit for fun. Someone had taught us how to cut off the circulation to your head. We would meet up on the grass field behind my house, and take turns choking each other until we passed out. One day, someone did it to me and I fell down on concrete. LUCKILY I had no permanent damage but a nasty cut on my head. This is when I stopped doing that!


Once, I ate my own poop.
I do not remember when, nor do I remember how, but there are stories.
When I was little, my Dad used to video tape my brother and I. I actually am glad that he did; theres about 20 DVD's worth of entertaining content of my brother and I as we ran around the house naked, ran around the back yard naked. Rode our bikes down the street (again, usually naked. Mom says, we just liked being naked)
ANYWAYS, apparently the story goes, that one day my Dad was filming me in the bathtub, when some friends came over. Being the devoted photographer he was, he just invited them to come hang out in the doorway to the bathroom, and talk while he kept the camera on me while I continued to enjoy my bath. Keep in mind I was probably between 1-2 years old. Very young.
Well, at one point, my Dad is no longer watching the filming, but talking with his friends who came over. By the time my Dad turns around, there is a nice brown turd in the tub, and my hands are brown. So when he sees this he takes me out.
Skip forward several weeks. My Dad has finally used up all the room on the tape, so he figures before he marks it, he will preview it to see what he filmed. He gets to me in the tub, then the point at which the friends come over, and then... oh. My. God.
Apparently, while he was conversating with his friends, and was not watching me, I managed to push out a well-timed turd, spotted it floating next to me, picked it up, and yes, took a small bite. I found the taste to be disagreeable, and dropped the turd back into the tub, around which time my Dad probably started looking at what he was filming once more.
And that is why I can say... once I ate my own poop!
:dunce:
 

SmokeyMcSmokester

Well-Known Member
Dude, I totally know what you mean by this. The fucked up thing is when I was younger, about 11-13, the neighborhood kids and I would do this shit for fun. Someone had taught us how to cut off the circulation to your head. We would meet up on the grass field behind my house, and take turns choking each other until we passed out. One day, someone did it to me and I fell down on concrete. LUCKILY I had no permanent damage but a nasty cut on my head. This is when I stopped doing that!


Once, I ate my own poop.
I do not remember when, nor do I remember how, but there are stories.
When I was little, my Dad used to video tape my brother and I. I actually am glad that he did; theres about 20 DVD's worth of entertaining content of my brother and I as we ran around the house naked, ran around the back yard naked. Rode our bikes down the street (again, usually naked. Mom says, we just liked being naked)
ANYWAYS, apparently the story goes, that one day my Dad was filming me in the bathtub, when some friends came over. Being the devoted photographer he was, he just invited them to come hang out in the doorway to the bathroom, and talk while he kept the camera on me while I continued to enjoy my bath. Keep in mind I was probably between 1-2 years old. Very young.
Well, at one point, my Dad is no longer watching the filming, but talking with his friends who came over. By the time my Dad turns around, there is a nice brown turd in the tub, and my hands are brown. So when he sees this he takes me out.
Skip forward several weeks. My Dad has finally used up all the room on the tape, so he figures before he marks it, he will preview it to see what he filmed. He gets to me in the tub, then the point at which the friends come over, and then... oh. My. God.
Apparently, while he was conversating with his friends, and was not watching me, I managed to push out a well-timed turd, spotted it floating next to me, picked it up, and yes, took a small bite. I found the taste to be disagreeable, and dropped the turd back into the tub, around which time my Dad probably started looking at what he was filming once more.
And that is why I can say... once I ate my own poop!
:dunce:
:shock:whoa!
 

buggs bunny

Well-Known Member
i once paid 800 dollars to get my teeth cleaned.now i brush and floss every day,fuk paying the dentist that much ever again.
 
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