You know you're a pothead when:

[jinmaster]

when you go to the fridge/cupboard/whatever and have no idea why you are there, let alone how you got there...

On my skunk that happens everytime haha.

 

[jinmaster]

You know your stoned when everyone tells you, you look fucked.
:]

 

[Mystery101]

You know your a pothead when:

-You go to the kitchen for cereal. Get out the milk. Pour the cereal n try to put the box in the fridge before pouring the milk.. Then laughing at yourself because it was the 3rd time its happened.

-Your driving, and completely miss your turn/exit/stop from deep thinking. or stop at a green light.. haha or have your gf wake you up at a red light, "gooo!!" **haha good times*

-You can smoke a blunt to yourself without falling asleep/acting dumb.

-You love everything about weed. Not just the high

 

[iDONThaveAname]

you know our a pothead when you buy some bullshit weed and roll it all in one joint to get stoned

 

[SlowToker]

when you wear-out a Proto Pipe every 6 months

 

[wildfire97936]

rather than spraying cologne on before you go out you just blow the smoke on your shirt to make your friends jealous of the dank smell

 

[Doctor Cannabis]

You know you're a pothead when you listen to "Let It Be" by the Beatles while stoned and all you can hear is "Let Me Pee"... Laughed like hell...

 

[Anotheroldephart]

Ypou know you're a pothead when you get your tongue wrapped around your eyeteeth and can't see what you're saying.....'ere

 

[DudeLebowski]

Ypou know you're a pothead when you get your tongue wrapped around your eyeteeth and can't see what you're saying.....'ere

hahaha you're definitly a pothead..

you know your a pothead when you smoke inbetween every chore/task/event you do.

 

[Eharmony420]

you know you're a pothead when

you pick up a cactus and smell it.




after bragging to your self how stealthy you are all morning.

 

[buggs bunny]

when your teeth turn green from all the smokin

 

[Bombadil]

You have to read a thread four or five times because every single time you start reading it and your eyes keep reading it but your brain is thinking about cheeze nips. Or, you start to write a thead, and it ends up being 3 paragraphs and when you look back at it you realize that from a literary standpoint your post makes absolutely no sense you you just delete it and move on to the next thread.

Common occurrence for me.

 

[buggs bunny]

when you go out into the sun and you cant see without sungasses

 

[wildfire97936]

it takes you longer to pick the bud to smoke than get dressed

 

[buggs bunny]

when you spend all day on riu

 

[DudeLebowski]

when you come back from your lunch break and accidentally burp smoke as soon as you sit back down at work.

 

[Baz]

When you see faces in inanimate objects ?

 

[buggs bunny]

when you best friend is your pot dealer.

ha ha

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

you know you are a pot head when you enjoy the smell of a dead skunk in the road.
you know you are a pothead when you consider both noon and midnight "early"

you know your a pot head when the first time you smell a skunk you ask your buddys who has a massive field of dank around haha true story

 

[Joemuz]

when it takes you 2 hours to realise your not gonna sleep unless you get out of bed and take a good few hits.....






lol

puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pa puff........pass