You know you're a pothead when:

You know your a pot head when it takes you a few seconds to realize that you still have your seatbelt on and that is why you can not get out of your car.

You know your a pot head when you get in the shower with all your clothes on.
 
Ive put my car keys in the fridge

Thrown my plate knife n fork in the bin after a meal

Turned the hot tap on and attempted to light my J in the water

And a few more crazy things hmm let me think...
 
DudeLebowski said:
no no...its...when it takes you five minutes to realize you're not going to sleep unless you get outa bed to take a few good hits, but it takes you 2 hours to actually do it...
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haha holy shit that has happened to me so many times

@baz dude is your dog really holding that blunt in its mouth!?
 
poplars said:
haha holy shit that has happened to me so many times

@baz dude is your dog really holding that blunt in its mouth!?
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Yea he smokes more weed than me, thats why he lives in the back yard and has no key to the door :bigjoint:
 
When you can smell another pothead some 200m away.

When you start pondering if the patch of green space in front of your building is a good place to plant some outdoor strains.

When playing with your lighter becomes "your thing".

When you wonder how you could shave with your grinder.
 
420Alora said:
You know your a pot head when it takes you a few seconds to realize that you still have your seatbelt on and that is why you can not get out of your car.

You know your a pot head when you get in the shower with all your clothes on.
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i've done both of these.

you know you're a pothead when..
-you lay down and youre convinced you are actually standing
-you meet a very big dog that youve never seen and just start petting it and name it doobie
-your mom points out that you havent eaten a thing and you just keep talking!
-when you want to smoke your stash talks to you
-your response to everything shitty that happens in your life is
"LETS SMOKE A BOWL."
 
~When you light the wrong end of a cigarette
~When you forget to turn your headlights on and drive halfway down a major road before other cars flash their high beams at you
~When you know you've already had way too much to drink but think there's still room for some ganj in your system and end up throwing up a lung the next day
~When you buy weed scented insence
 
When you sit through a movie that would otherwise bore you.
when you order take out and in the meantime munch on things around the house.
 
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