wut are hermies..... do i want one? Y not? it sounds like herpes..i don't like herpes

[needhelp]

so.....

ummmm...



what is it

 

[Dank1]

Hermaphrodite basically a male

 

[panhead]

Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs ...............................

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!!


Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.

 

[needhelp]

wow.... yeah... i think i'm gonna beat the shit out of my plant if it tricks me like that... fucking deceptive ass plants

 

[Douche Nozzle]

Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs ...............................

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!!


Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.

Yea but she would also have a pussy so I find that if you bend them over the hard on wont stab you in the stomach.

 

[needhelp]

hahaha.... what?....haha..you're out of control

 

[jusrushfc]

Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs ...............................

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!!




Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.

..RLMAOF!

 

[panhead]

Yea but she would also have a pussy so I find that if you bend them over the hard on wont stab you in the stomach.

Its all fun until you find out the hermie your fukin has a black belt in jujitso,then informs you "this is a 2 man sword fight mister,now its my turn ".

 

[needhelp]

did you get stabbed? ha

 

[Dank1]

next time you see a hermie tell it to go fuck itself.

 

[Top 44]

Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs ...............................

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!!


Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.

Dude, thats too funny