wut are hermies..... do i want one? Y not? it sounds like herpes..i don't like herpes

Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs :?:..................:neutral:.............:eek:

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!! :lol:


Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.
 
wow.... yeah... i think i'm gonna beat the shit out of my plant if it tricks me like that... fucking deceptive ass plants
 
Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs :?:..................:neutral:.............:eek:

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!! :lol:


Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.

Yea but she would also have a pussy so I find that if you bend them over the hard on wont stab you in the stomach.
 
Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs :?:..................:neutral:.............:eek:

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!! :lol:




Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.


..RLMAOF!:clap:
 
Yea but she would also have a pussy so I find that if you bend them over the hard on wont stab you in the stomach.

Its all fun until you find out the hermie your fukin has a black belt in jujitso,then informs you "this is a 2 man sword fight mister,now its my turn ":-(.
 
Imagine going out on a date with a beautiful girl,she is a super nice person with a great rack,you sit through dinner,then get some drinks & smoke a bowl or two,then she gets a tad bit frisky & starts in on you, & your lovin it too.

Now your kissin all over her & and playin with her pert titties & she's got hold of your shanker,your in heaven,now you reach down for the money shot & grab hold of a choriso between her legs :?:..................:neutral:.............:eek:

Oh my god she's got a dick !!!! :lol:


Thats a hermie my friend & they are not good.
Dude, thats too funny
 
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