People That Hate Cats= Bad People

ramblerpimp209

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asleep on your back. blankets kicked off to the side on a warm summer morning. lose skivies on with a little morning wood wiggling around (it's gotta move to grow). kitty sleeping on the bed, awaken by the stirring. "wtf is that?", he says. kitty jumps, lunges, bites. got it!!!!!
EXACTLY. Holy Shit FDD, were you there or is your cat talking?
 

diemdepyro

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I only hate cats that use my planters for litter boxes my car hood for a bed (tell me what that is all about cat fanciers)......
Pet owners should take care of their pets. I will not shoot a cat unless it is eating my chickens. Then I got a good pair of "kitten mittens". Take care of your pets or your pet will be clothing.

lol
 

ANC

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No one ever deserved getting their cock bitten, more than you.
cats suck.

i got a kitten when i was dating my wife because she had a couple cats. cool kitten, rowdy as hell. climbed my drapes and treated my apartment like it's own jungle gym.

then one night as i was sleeping, in my dream i felt this burning like sensation on my schlong. i woke to a stinging pain. there was the cat biting down on the helmet of sgt stiffy, while looking up at me.

had 4 puncture wounds on my unit.

i threw the little fukker outside and he was gone forever. i hope a cool ass dog chewed the cat into a million pieces..........

people that hate cats = bad people. why don't you make like my kitty and bite me, bitch.
 

gogrow

confused
BongJuice. i bet ure backstabing your friends, right?

maybe you have answered this already; but wtf is the correlation between liking/disliking cats and the integrity of one's character??? i hate cats, but i am a genuinely good guy with a big heart.... if i learned to like cats would i be a "better person"??


on a side note, its not just cats that i dont like.... i dont really like any pet, no matter what species it is. i feel that the only reason you should keep an animal is for a purpose (food, work, milk, keeping the grass down, whatever).... i dont see any need for having an animal live with you because "its cute".... they're like little indentured servants with no other options but to be our lap animals....

i love all animals..... in nature (yes, even cats); its when you make said animals a "pet" that it bothers me.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
My dogs are pretty happy being pets, they were both strays, one of them was down to 4 pounds when we found him (he should weight around 10 pounds). I'm sure living here in the house with his blankets and toys and plenty of food every day beats the hell out of running around on the street with matted hair, starving in weather that was near freezing.

All my cats are strays that were dumped as kittens, by morons who can't figure out that if you take your girl cat to the vet and have a surgery she will stop having kittens. One of them had been living outside in the freezing cold, starving for so long he had actually been eating shit. When we brought him in and fed him cat food, he puked up this huge pile of shit. I'm sure he prefers a nice warm bed to sleep on and his kitty food to freezing in below zero weather and eating shit.

Another one of my cats was dumped when he was around 4 1/2 weeks old, talk about cruelty, he really wasn't even weened yet. I'm positive he was dumped because his 2 brothers were dumped with him.

Now they are all spoiled, I don't think a single one would trade the life they have for a life of starvation on the street.
 

gogrow

confused
My dogs are pretty happy being pets, they were both strays, one of them was down to 4 pounds when we found him (he should weight around 10 pounds). I'm sure living here in the house with his blankets and toys and plenty of food every day beats the hell out of running around on the street with matted hair, starving in weather that was near freezing.

All my cats are strays that were dumped as kittens, by morons who can't figure out that if you take your girl cat to the vet and have a surgery she will stop having kittens. One of them had been living outside in the freezing cold, starving for so long he had actually been eating shit. When we brought him in and fed him cat food, he puked up this huge pile of shit. I'm sure he prefers a nice warm bed to sleep on and his kitty food to freezing in below zero weather and eating shit.

Another one of my cats was dumped when he was around 4 1/2 weeks old, talk about cruelty, he really wasn't even weened yet. I'm positive he was dumped because his 2 brothers were dumped with him.

Now they are all spoiled, I don't think a single one would trade the life they have for a life of starvation on the street.


perfect example of what i meant.... cats and dogs are both predatory animals by nature.... we are "evolving" them into creatures that have no survival ability outside of finding a human to be completely dependent on for food.... predatory animals are supposed to be hunters, fully capable of making it in the wild
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
My cats are fully capable of hunting, but they were kittens when they were dumped, no baby animal wild or tame can make it on it's own. When was the last time you turned on the TV and saw a 4 week old lion bringing down prey? Never, that's when.

MY small dog is a Shih Tzu, it is a breed created by humans, he is physically unable to survive on his own. He is not a sporting breed, he is a "look how damn cute I am breed". I didn't invent the Shih Tzu, but that doesn't mean I think he has no right to live. There is no way this type of dog could hunt anything, they just weren't bred for that.
 

nemad

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gogrow. its just i read it somewhere and my life is perfect example. every single friend that i got who hated cats turned out to be backstabers and thiefs.
i only read it little while ago and the coincidence is unbelievable.
 

gogrow

confused
gogrow. its just i read it somewhere and my life is perfect example. every single friend that i got who hated cats turned out to be backstabers and thiefs.
i only read it little while ago and the coincidence is unbelievable.

so if we were to go scientific with this, would you say that most of the guys in prison probably hate cats??:-P
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
I dunno, how many people are in prison for possessing weed? I'm sure they wouldn't have fallen into the backstabber and thief category at least before they were jailed for something so stupid.

Maybe shady people don't like cats because cats can see right though their shadyness.
 

nemad

Well-Known Member
if you got into a prision that doesnt mean ure a bad person

come on! cats rock. and you know that!
 

robert 14617

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my wife has 4 cats all stays she has rescued they were all indoor cats until i added a 2x4 welded wire addition to the top of our fence, now they have a yard to go to and we dont worry about cars or cat haters they have a huge litterbox outside and a pet door they love me now
 
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