CrackerJax
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I make it a point to post naked... it frees up my thoughts, and a few other things.
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Stoney McFried
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No wonder you type so quickly, you have an extra finger.The downside is, your chair must smell like ass.
Do you forget and answer the door that way? I'm not the naked type.I'm wearing sweats and a tee shirt.I make it a point to post naked... it frees up my thoughts, and a few other things.
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NewGrowth
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Nah I'm not that bad I usually put on my robe real quick. My brother is the same way, if you were to just walk in unannounced you would likely find me cooking naked and my brother chillin' naked somewhere. We always yell at each other to put some clothes onNo wonder you type so quickly, you have an extra finger.The downside is, your chair must smell like ass.
Do you forget and answer the door that way? I'm not the naked type.I'm wearing sweats and a tee shirt.
Stoney McFried
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Don't cook bacon naked.
Nah I'm not that bad I usually put on my robe real quick. My brother is the same way, if you were to just walk in unannounced you would likely find me cooking naked and my brother chillin' naked somewhere. We always yell at each other to put some clothes on
NewGrowth
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I've done that . . .
I was actually on the phone with my girlfriend she laughed for like 15 min after I burned my guy.
Stoney McFried
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Awwwww....she should have come over and doctored you up, lol.
I've done that . . .
I was actually on the phone with my girlfriend she laughed for like 15 min after I burned my guy.
Stoney McFried
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Newgrowth, please take yer nuts outta the butter dish.
CrackerJax
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I'm not the fastest typer, I just hunt and prick.No wonder you type so quickly, you have an extra finger.The downside is, your chair must smell like ass.
Do you forget and answer the door that way? I'm not the naked type.I'm wearing sweats and a tee shirt.
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Stoney McFried
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Meeee toooo.
I'm not the fastest typer, I just hunt and prick.
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NewGrowth
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I only do that when my other hand is occupied . . .I'm not the fastest typer, I just hunt and prick.
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Stoney McFried
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Oh my.
I repeat...oh my.
I only do that when my other hand is occupied . . .
NewGrowth
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Top 10 reasons to go to work naked.
1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. You want to see if it's like the dream.
3. It diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. With some upbeat lift music, you can add `Exotic Dancer? to your exaggerated resume.
5. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your top.
6. You can say, `I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my trousers?.
7. You give `bad hair day? a whole new meaning.
8. It's an inventive way to finally meet that fit bloke in human resources.
9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
10. Your boss is always shouting, `I want to see your a*se in here by 9?
1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. You want to see if it's like the dream.
3. It diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. With some upbeat lift music, you can add `Exotic Dancer? to your exaggerated resume.
5. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your top.
6. You can say, `I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my trousers?.
7. You give `bad hair day? a whole new meaning.
8. It's an inventive way to finally meet that fit bloke in human resources.
9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
10. Your boss is always shouting, `I want to see your a*se in here by 9?
CrackerJax
New Member
It puts the lotion in its handI only do that when my other hand is occupied . . .
#7. You must be Italian.
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NewGrowth
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I'm trying to read auto trader man!It puts the lotion in its hand
#7. You must be Italian.
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Scotch Irish actually
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Here's one I made up in my single days...I posted it as a personal ad........
13 reasons your finger is better than a man.
Reason 1: Your finger never comes home drunk and pukes on your carpet. 2:Your finger always knows what to do. 3:Your finger isn't gonna fuck your hot younger sister. (Unless you're in Arkansas.) 4: Your finger will never "accidentally" poke you in the ass. 5: Your finger doesn't piss all over the seat. 6: You always know where your finger has been. 7:Your finger never cums too soon. 8: Your finger will always be with you. 9: Your finger doesn't care if your ass is fat. 10: Your finger needs no batteries. 11:Your finger actually has permission to be in your purse.12: Your finger always does what you tell it to. 13:If one finger pisses you off, you've got nine more.
13 reasons your finger is better than a man.
Reason 1: Your finger never comes home drunk and pukes on your carpet. 2:Your finger always knows what to do. 3:Your finger isn't gonna fuck your hot younger sister. (Unless you're in Arkansas.) 4: Your finger will never "accidentally" poke you in the ass. 5: Your finger doesn't piss all over the seat. 6: You always know where your finger has been. 7:Your finger never cums too soon. 8: Your finger will always be with you. 9: Your finger doesn't care if your ass is fat. 10: Your finger needs no batteries. 11:Your finger actually has permission to be in your purse.12: Your finger always does what you tell it to. 13:If one finger pisses you off, you've got nine more.
tipsgnob
New Member
personal ad? what exactly were you looking for?
Stoney McFried
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Bravery, lol. I'm off to bed.