Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

Twistyman

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LOL, I was thinking that too!:) I am a locksmith, well, sort of....I can open cars and houses, I have never done a safe.

Looks great Vette, go ride that thing!!!
I'm like that.. when I was young I could open all the kids bike locks.. My 1st teen crime I picked a lock at a municipal building... and when I got hired at GM dealer the 1st day there they were trying to get into a customers corvette that he'd locked the keys in and I told them I could do it without scratching it all up... got in in about 5 minutes.. with two coat hangers... then along came slim jims and made it all easier...
 

Sunnysideup

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sunny is your realtor getting thing done for you ?
Yes!! My husband had to call them from Germany last night and get his 'point' across...He must have a way with words because within the hour my house was on every website known to mankind! Now, I am waiting to get some showings!
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
Me either, I'm not going to stop on a 4 lane road, that is just begging to be ass ended.



Well Weedman, I can tell you this...I will NOT stop for a bus on a 4 lane road!! No matter what! If I get a ticket, I will fight it......It is too dangerous to stop in that type of situation and I will not do it!


I think I'm off here for now, yesterday I gashed my thumb open somehow, and once I noticed it, I used it as an excuse to sit around and smoke weed all day. Now it's time to pay the piper. The house is assed out. It's amazing how trashed a house can get in one freaking day.

Talk at you all during bakin breaks later.

have a good bongsmilie all !!!
 

Twistyman

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Yes!! My husband had to call them from Germany last night and get his 'point' across...He must have a way with words because within the hour my house was on every website known to mankind! Now, I am waiting to get some showings!
Good..it wouldn't be good publicity to screw with people when their family members are fighting in a war......
 

Twistyman

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Me either, I'm not going to stop on a 4 lane road, that is just begging to be ass ended.







I think I'm off here for now, yesterday I gashed my thumb open somehow, and once I noticed it, I used it as an excuse to sit around and smoke weed all day. Now it's time to pay the piper. The house is assed out. It's amazing how trashed a house can get in one freaking day.

Talk at you all during bakin breaks later.

have a good bongsmilie all !!!
Hurry back...... ;)
 

Sunnysideup

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I'm like that.. when I was young I could open all the kids bike locks.. My 1st teen crime I picked a lock at a municipal building... and when I got hired at GM dealer the 1st day there they were trying to get into a customers corvette that he'd locked the keys in and I told them I could do it without scratching it all up... got in in about 5 minutes.. with two coat hangers... then along came slim jims and made it all easier...
I used to do a lot of work for the car dealers....I hated climbing on the tractor trailers to unlock cars! It would make my knees shake! I use 'reach' tools, 'swans' 'A' tools...I have an assortment. I go in through the rear passenger door and I will 'pop' the locking mechanism and you are in, without damage! I use your standard rakes and picks for doors. I loved that job, I always looked like a hero at 2 am getting someone into their car or home. My brother still does it and when I go to Maryland I will work with him.
 

420weedman

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Well Weedman, I can tell you this...I will NOT stop for a bus on a 4 lane road!! No matter what! If I get a ticket, I will fight it......It is too dangerous to stop in that type of situation and I will not do it!
this is why i called the local station, i was like what is being done to correct this ?

"oh well we put articles in the paper every year"

so basically the choice here is
1) possibly cause an accident / most likely receive road rage
or 2 ) break the law, stay safe... and possibly get a ticket:roll:
 

drgerbik

Active Member
theres no better day to start the day. but as of late ive been using "wait to bake". i wait until 4 or five for the first smoke of the day. the high is really much more intense and lasts longer and there really isnt a better way to end a long day.bongsmilie
 

robert 14617

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figure this one out weedman here its illegal to make u turns on most roads but you will only ever get ticketed if there is a wreck
 

Sunnysideup

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this is why i called the local station, i was like what is being done to correct this ?

"oh well we put articles in the paper every year"

so basically the choice here is
1) possibly cause an accident / most likely receive road rage
or 2 ) break the law, stay safe... and possibly get a ticket:roll:
That is really messed up! Your damned if you do and damned if you don't....They need to revamp those laws, but, they won't.....
 

Twistyman

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I used to do a lot of work for the car dealers....I hated climbing on the tractor trailers to unlock cars! It would make my knees shake! I use 'reach' tools, 'swans' 'A' tools...I have an assortment. I go in through the rear passenger door and I will 'pop' the locking mechanism and you are in, without damage! I use your standard rakes and picks for doors. I loved that job, I always looked like a hero at 2 am getting someone into their car or home. My brother still does it and when I go to Maryland I will work with him.
Yeah...LOL... I've done that climb on car carriers..those guys work hard.. thats no joke ..I'd freak watching them put a car on top of the trucks cab..they'd hit the ramp at 30mph in the winter with all the ice they had to boot it..then they'd have to stop before shooting off the front... In 84 -87 the Cameros catalytic converters were hung real low and the Cameros would bottom out and they'd often come off the ramps....
The trick is more to go for the actuating rods and not always the lock mechanism... depends on cars & models...

I saw a lady once crying at the shopping center she'd locked herself out of her Mercedes and the local garage said they couldn't open it she'd need a locksmith..so I went in store and grabbed some hangers..I got it opened..she gave me $100.00.. what a great turn of events that was......
 

420weedman

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figure this one out weedman here its illegal to make u turns on most roads but you will only ever get ticketed if there is a wreck
its so fucked up in this town, its like the retirement capitol of the world
dealing with old people who cant drive, dont use turn signals, and get mad that people want to drive the speed limit.
and police that have nothing to do but harass and fine

im sure they are very alert to people breaking a law that is ridiculous and will pull them over immediately.

however they dont stop these old fucks for not using a turn signal ... i have witnessed it many times :cuss:
 

SlikWiLL13

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theres no better day to start the day. but as of late ive been using "wait to bake". i wait until 4 or five for the first smoke of the day. the high is really much more intense and lasts longer and there really isnt a better way to end a long day.bongsmilie
i do one better, i wake n bake and smoke till about noonish. then stop smoking till about 6-7pm and smoke till bedtime. i get to do it twice.

ive actually been thinking about taking it to the next level...sleeping twice a day for four hours with 8 hours of awake time in between naps. this way i get two days for every one!! i can live twice the life!

BTW- morning all.
 

Sunnysideup

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Yeah...LOL... I've done that climb on car carriers..those guys work hard.. thats no joke ..I'd freak watching them put a car on top of the trucks cab..they'd hit the ramp at 30mph in the winter with all the ice they had to boot it..then they'd have to stop before shooting off the front... In 84 -87 the Cameros catalytic converters were hung real low and the Cameros would bottom out and they'd often come off the ramps....
The trick is more to go for the actuating rods and not always the lock mechanism... depends on cars & models...

I saw a lady once crying at the shopping center she'd locked herself out of her Mercedes and the local garage said they couldn't open it she'd need a locksmith..so I went in store and grabbed some hangers..I got it opened..she gave me $100.00.. what a great turn of events that was......
Yup Twisty you are right, the actuating rods! I could not think of the name of it!! If they run horizontal or vertical, then you got it!! Smart man Twist!! I too have helped people out that were stranded, the only $100 tip I ever got was from a trucker that was at a rest stop and was locked out of his rig...that was the hardest lock I ever had to deal with. I ended up picking it, which is something I would never do on any automobile but it worked for the tractor trailer! Twisty we could open a 'pop a lock' business!:hug:
 

Sunnysideup

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WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Got my first showing!!!! They will be here by 11am! Gosh, I really hope they like it!

Gotta go and put some cookies in the oven! (Thanks Tips!!)

Wish me luck! Bye all!
 
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