whats the STUPIDIEST sh*t ( not craziest ) thing you have done stoned?

anhedonia

anhedonia

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Yesterday I had just smoked some blueberry x haze (blue dream) and was so stoned, I went in the club and stormed through the door your apparantly not allowed to go through, took a piss and they kicked me out after I came out of the bathroom. I toatally didnt realize the setting I was in. I bought some blue dream clones though.
 
eduardors77

eduardors77

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i was smoking with some friends outside of my friend grabs my phone for no reason and when i try getting it back my other friend puts me on a headlock. aparently he took it serious..then i switch it around and put him on a headlock(hes weak) but then we go down on my front yard fence and we end up bending it in half.. my other friend laughs his ass off and i didnt know wheter to laugh or kick my friends ass being it was hes fault it fell..so then we take off so smoke somewhere else..ateward when i come in to my house the first thing that comes out of my mouth is "illl fix the fence tomorrow"apparantly i was too stoned to figure out that i could have kept my mouth shut and they would have never realize it was had been me..it fun to remember the few times i fuck up hiwle high..
 
Toy Machine

Toy Machine

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It was last summer. I walked up to my g/f house to spend the night, 3 miles from where I live at 10 pm. Now that I look back on it, really stupid because I was walking close to traffic. I had a pipe and some dank in my pocket too. If a cop were to have picked me up, well I guess that would've been the end.

On a lighter note, we went skinny dipping in her pool then :joint: on top of an abandon building.
 
fried at 420

fried at 420

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well back wen i was 16 me and a friend smoked 5 joints of kush then we did sum graffiti on a train when a cop pulled up and yelled "HEY YOU MUTHAFUCKERS!" so we ran eventually the cops surrounded us and one told me to get on the ground but there where nettles there so i was like no! so i jumped over a wall at this point i cant find my friend so 5 mins later i do so we begin to run cop yells STOP! so of course my stoned ass has to stop and say "WHAT!??" then they caught up 2 us again and this place must have been riddled with nettle cus he told me to get on the ground again and i was like no its pointy! so he tackles me onto it and at this point im screaming like ive just been shot they didnt cuff me but they brought me to the car and my friend was waiting in it but in cuffs they walked away about 14 feet but they left the door open i guess they were doing a report so i say" this door is open!" so i jetted out first letting my friend out at the other side! and we just hauld straight ass and we got away



and that is the craziest stoned story i know thta happened 2 me
 
TheChosen

TheChosen

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Actually I had a pretty embarassing moment when I was stoned one night. A friend brought over a zip of some real nice dank nugs that myself and a couple other people were going to split. First he smoked us the helllll outtt and got me so stoned, then he gave us our sacks. The nugs were real potent but had some extra leafs that could be trimmed so I dumped them out of my jar which I had put my weed in and began to trim them, then put them back in my jar. I was getting down to my last nugs and one of my friends screamed, "What the hell are you doing?!!" I looked at him like wtf then looked back down at my jar which was empty because I was dropping my nugs in a glass of sprite. The nugs were just a little more wet and lemony, but still dankety.
 
B

bam bam

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Well one time I just finish blazing with my dealer after I picked up an 1/2 oz. I drove home with out my head lights on at night. Cop pull me over, asked me to step out of the vehicle because he smells weed. By that time I already stuffed the 1/2 oz bag into my undies.

they searched the car found nothing, gave me a ticket for driving with out my headlights on.
 
fried at 420

fried at 420

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TheChosen said:
Actually I had a pretty embarassing moment when I was stoned one night. A friend brought over a zip of some real nice dank nugs that myself and a couple other people were going to split. First he smoked us the helllll outtt and got me so stoned, then he gave us our sacks. The nugs were real potent but had some extra leafs that could be trimmed so I dumped them out of my jar which I had put my weed in and began to trim them, then put them back in my jar. I was getting down to my last nugs and one of my friends screamed, "What the hell are you doing?!!" I looked at him like wtf then looked back down at my jar which was empty because I was dropping my nugs in a glass of sprite. The nugs were just a little more wet and lemony, but still dankety.
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thats hilarious!
 
goten

goten

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married my wife......glad she`s gone..now....
oh ya..i was sobar..damn....if i would have been :eyesmoke::eyesmoke: at the time...
i might had done the right thing and ran.....:peace:
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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Pretty embarrassing actually..
I was picking up a half oz so I just walked over to a buddies place like 10 minutes away, get a Slurpee and some chips.
Go to his place and pick up. Put the bud on the table and we sesh.
I leave his place about half way back to my apartment and want to spark up a joint. I look in my pocket and am like "Fuck.."
I walk back to his place and everyone there is just laughing and I'm like "fuck haha" and leave.
 
nepali grizzly

nepali grizzly

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true story: at the time i was working as a service technician. i had a work partner and we'd smoke mad spliff's all day. there was this one service call we went to where no one was home but they left us a key to the house. so we enter and are working away and theres this little shitzoo dog all caged up and barking at us. We were finishing up what we were there to do and all of a sudden the dog started crying and looking like it wanted to be pet...lol.....stupid me put my finger in the cage to pet the dog, next thing i know i'm shaking the hell out of the dog and cage trying to make it let go of my fackin finger. i finally got my finger free and there was blood pouring out so i run out to the van where theres a first aid kit, my partner is laughing ass off at me and then he offers to clean up the blood( nice guy) and then goes back in the house. I found some peroxide and poured it on my finger.......next thing i know my work buddy is waking me up on the customers lawn and my finger hurts like shit. the dog bite had gone right down to the bone. i felt pretty dumb.....haha
 
CreepyStevie69

CreepyStevie69

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nepali grizzly said:
true story: at the time i was working as a service technician. i had a work partner and we'd smoke mad spliff's all day. there was this one service call we went to where no one was home but they left us a key to the house. so we enter and are working away and theres this little shitzoo dog all caged up and barking at us. We were finishing up what we were there to do and all of a sudden the dog started crying and looking like it wanted to be pet...lol.....stupid me put my finger in the cage to pet the dog, next thing i know i'm shaking the hell out of the dog and cage trying to make it let go of my fackin finger. i finally got my finger free and there was blood pouring out so i run out to the van where theres a first aid kit, my partner is laughing ass off at me and then he offers to clean up the blood( nice guy) and then goes back in the house. I found some peroxide and poured it on my finger.......next thing i know my work buddy is waking me up on the customers lawn and my finger hurts like shit. the dog bite had gone right down to the bone. i felt pretty dumb.....haha
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:shock: hahaha that sounds horrible! the customer ever find out?
 
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