fuck bees!

[nick the sick maniac]

so earlier today i went outside to check on my plants in my back yard, and as im looking at my plants all of a sudden i hear a very intense buzzing sound. so i look up and i see that apparently bees have made a very large hive on the underside of my roof. 1 or 2 seconds go by and im thinking hmmm thats not good they sound a little pissed off. then all of a sudden i get swarmed by bees. i ran inside my house and got away from them but i probally got stung at least 10 times.

so an hour later i came back outside and shot at the hive with roman candles but one of the flaming balls bounced off my house and hit one of my plants and now some of the plants bottom leaves are all black and charred looking.

i really hate bees and now im scarred to go out to look at my plants now.........fuck bees!

 

[JahRoots]

roflmao dude im sorry

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

LOL, you gotta admit, the flaming ball flying into your plant is your own fault. Who handles bees with roman candles?! LOL oh man that's some funny shit.

But DAMN 10 stings? I cry when I get stung ONCE. Lucky you aren't allergic, or you'd be dead!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Shot at the bees with roman candles, how funny

 

[MagicA]

Not to put a damper on it but apparently there is a massive shortage of bees in N. America and they don't know why but they believe they could be down as much as 80%!

Damn funny though sorry

 

[Johnny Retro]

Damn i wish i could have seen you shooting that roman candle at the behive lol

I got stung by a bee a couple weeks ago..hurt like hell

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Not to put a damper on it but apparently there is a massive shortage of bees in N. America and they don't know why but they believe they could be down as much as 80%!

Damn funny though sorry

Yeah! The bees are disappearing, and if they go, we go! Or so I keep hearing...


How about instead of a roman candle you take the bees out with a lighter and a can of hairspray? Torch those little fuckers!

 

[Johnny Retro]

Yeah! The bees are disappearing, and if they go, we go! Or so I keep hearing...


How about instead of a roman candle you take the bees out with a lighter and a can of hairspray? Torch those little fuckers!

Now i see where you get your name from

 

[nick the sick maniac]

Not to put a damper on it but apparently there is a massive shortage of bees in N. America and they don't know why but they believe they could be down as much as 80%!

Damn funny though sorry

even less now after i got done with them

Yeah! The bees are disappearing, and if they go, we go! Or so I keep hearing...


How about instead of a roman candle you take the bees out with a lighter and a can of hairspray? Torch those little fuckers!

this actually isnt the first time this has happened. me and bees have a little history together. a couple years ago i sprayed a hive with my hose and similar things happened.

 

[bluewavexx]

That sucks your lucky you didnt start your house on fire cover the plants (quickly) and get that spray and take em out.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Now i see where you get your name from

LOL

That's actually the way my mom taught me to handle things like black widows. I just figure it would probably work on bees....or the bees would just catch on fire and become little FLYING BALLS OF ATTACKING FIRE!!

even less now after i got done with them



this actually isnt the first time this has happened. me and bees have a little history together. a couple years ago i sprayed a hive with my hose and similar things happened.

LOL, that's because when you spray them with the hose you're just pissing them off and not KILLING them! If you want to take a passive approach you should smoke em out. Smoke puts them to sleep, I've seen it done in movies to steal honey TONS of times

You need to prepare for battle! Strike at night while they're asleep. Get an accomplice, have them hold a giant trash back, you knock the hive into the trash bag, and then DROWN THEM!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

What movies is this? The three stooges? Lol

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

What movies is this? The three stooges? Lol

LOL, you don't believe me?

http://www.ehow.com/video_4414500_smoke-bees.html

lol, I dunno how much confidence that guy inspires, but I'm not crazy!

 

[nick the sick maniac]

LOL

That's actually the way my mom taught me to handle things like black widows. I just figure it would probably work on bees....or the bees would just catch on fire and become little FLYING BALLS OF ATTACKING FIRE!!



LOL, that's because when you spray them with the hose you're just pissing them off and not KILLING them! If you want to take a passive approach you should smoke em out. Smoke puts them to sleep, I've seen it done in movies to steal honey TONS of times

You need to prepare for battle! Strike at night while they're asleep. Get an accomplice, have them hold a giant trash back, you knock the hive into the trash bag, and then DROWN THEM!

fuck that. i think im done fucking with them for a while. what im really pissed about is my plant.

maybe i could smoke them out.........im talking about the good kind of smoke though

 

[NewGrowth]

That's pretty funny

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

fuck that. i think im done fucking with them for a while. what im really pissed about is my plant.

maybe i could smoke them out.........im talking about the good kind of smoke though

Hell yeah, go take bong rips right under the hive, blow all your smoke up at them. That'll calm them the fuck down

 

[nick the sick maniac]

Hell yeah, go take bong rips right under the hive, blow all your smoke up at them. That'll calm them the fuck down

yeah but fuck that im not sharing my weed with those bastards. ive never been a bogart with my stash until now.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

oh you're no fun at all!

Except the roman candle thing, that was pretty fuckin good

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Yeah, that was pretty cool

 

[NewGrowth]

You are a maniac bro Who kills bees with roman candles? Awesome dude wish I would have been there.