fuck bees!

nick the sick maniac

nick the sick maniac

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so earlier today i went outside to check on my plants in my back yard, and as im looking at my plants all of a sudden i hear a very intense buzzing sound. so i look up and i see that apparently bees have made a very large hive on the underside of my roof. 1 or 2 seconds go by and im thinking hmmm thats not good they sound a little pissed off. then all of a sudden i get swarmed by bees. i ran inside my house and got away from them but i probally got stung at least 10 times.

so an hour later i came back outside and shot at the hive with roman candles but one of the flaming balls bounced off my house and hit one of my plants and now some of the plants bottom leaves are all black and charred looking.

i really hate bees and now im scarred to go out to look at my plants now.........fuck bees!:cuss::finger:
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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LOL, you gotta admit, the flaming ball flying into your plant is your own fault. Who handles bees with roman candles?! LOL oh man that's some funny shit.

But DAMN 10 stings? I cry when I get stung ONCE. Lucky you aren't allergic, or you'd be dead!
 
MagicA

MagicA

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Not to put a damper on it but apparently there is a massive shortage of bees in N. America and they don't know why but they believe they could be down as much as 80%!

Damn funny though sorry :P
 
Johnny Retro

Johnny Retro

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Damn i wish i could have seen you shooting that roman candle at the behive lol :clap:

I got stung by a bee a couple weeks ago..hurt like hell
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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MagicA said:
Not to put a damper on it but apparently there is a massive shortage of bees in N. America and they don't know why but they believe they could be down as much as 80%!

Damn funny though sorry :P
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Yeah! The bees are disappearing, and if they go, we go! Or so I keep hearing...


How about instead of a roman candle you take the bees out with a lighter and a can of hairspray? Torch those little fuckers!
 
nick the sick maniac

nick the sick maniac

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MagicA said:
Not to put a damper on it but apparently there is a massive shortage of bees in N. America and they don't know why but they believe they could be down as much as 80%!

Damn funny though sorry :P
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even less now after i got done with them

Wikidbchofthewst said:
Yeah! The bees are disappearing, and if they go, we go! Or so I keep hearing...


How about instead of a roman candle you take the bees out with a lighter and a can of hairspray? Torch those little fuckers!
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this actually isnt the first time this has happened. me and bees have a little history together. a couple years ago i sprayed a hive with my hose and similar things happened.
 
bluewavexx

bluewavexx

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That sucks your lucky you didnt start your house on fire cover the plants (quickly) and get that spray and take em out.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Johnny Retro said:
Now i see where you get your name from :lol: ;-)
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LOL

That's actually the way my mom taught me to handle things like black widows. I just figure it would probably work on bees....or the bees would just catch on fire and become little FLYING BALLS OF ATTACKING FIRE!! :o

nick the sick maniac said:
even less now after i got done with them



this actually isnt the first time this has happened. me and bees have a little history together. a couple years ago i sprayed a hive with my hose and similar things happened.
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LOL, that's because when you spray them with the hose you're just pissing them off and not KILLING them! If you want to take a passive approach you should smoke em out. Smoke puts them to sleep, I've seen it done in movies to steal honey TONS of times :lol:

You need to prepare for battle! Strike at night while they're asleep. Get an accomplice, have them hold a giant trash back, you knock the hive into the trash bag, and then DROWN THEM!
 
nick the sick maniac

nick the sick maniac

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
LOL

That's actually the way my mom taught me to handle things like black widows. I just figure it would probably work on bees....or the bees would just catch on fire and become little FLYING BALLS OF ATTACKING FIRE!! :o



LOL, that's because when you spray them with the hose you're just pissing them off and not KILLING them! If you want to take a passive approach you should smoke em out. Smoke puts them to sleep, I've seen it done in movies to steal honey TONS of times :lol:

You need to prepare for battle! Strike at night while they're asleep. Get an accomplice, have them hold a giant trash back, you knock the hive into the trash bag, and then DROWN THEM!
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fuck that. i think im done fucking with them for a while. what im really pissed about is my plant.

maybe i could smoke them out.........im talking about the good kind of smoke though
 
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