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[Cosmo Kramer]

Hello guys!

I wonder what is the easiest alternative to get stoned quickly without smoking? I just had a lung breakdown, so half of my lungs stopped working, they installed some tube inside, so i surelly can't smoke it, but would still like to get hi
Obviouslly i can't make cookies here in hospital, neither bang, so how can i do it?

Can i just eat it, will it have any affect?

Please give me some constructive advice!!

 

[KaleoXxX]

maybe you could make a vape out of hospital equipment?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

i said i can't smoke it!!! i have a tube attached to my lungs.....

 

[KaleoXxX]

but you can breathe right? a vaporizer isnt smoke its just thc vapor

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

sure but barely, i would rather leave lungs completelly alone for a while...

 

[KaleoXxX]

take some pain pills or tell the doc u need a morphine drip. weed shouldnt be your medication right now. it cracks me up that your not even out of the hospital and already tryin to toke it up

when you get home you should make some cannabutter for sure and make some baked goods

 

[nikk]

the vape is the best for your lungs dummy,its NOT smoking....but since you wanna shut down my boy kaleo's idea,then just make edibles and enjoy the rest of the day...either way those are you ONLY choices

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

take some pain pills or tell the doc u need a morphine drip. weed shouldnt be your medication right now. it cracks me up that your not even out of the hospital and already tryin to toke it up

when you get home you should make some cannabutter for sure and make some baked goods

it's so boring here i am going crazy....thanks i'll try that butter when i'm home and definetlly switch to vapo

 

[KaleoXxX]

well atleast you can use the internet.... im never bored on the internet. just type some cool things into google and read and learn

can i suggest a book/story? Oedipus is great story about a guy who is prophesied to kill his father and bed his mother

 

[Oldreefer]

I've a bit of experience with your problem....I had part of a lung removed because of a large cyst, had two tubes running out of my side for a week. I was fortunate to have a nurse with me 24/7 and 1 of'em was cool....brought me joints that I smoked in a straw out of the hospital window, NO prob!!!! The surgeon told me I had some perfectly clean lungs except for the cyst (which was benign) . That confirmed to me that pot leaves NO residue as I had been smoking reefer for years prior to the operation. So I say.....smoke away!!!!

 

[dawnish]

If you live in a medical mj state, with a script (or know someone who does) the MMJ stores usually have edibles like Lollipops, chocolates, totally indistinguisable yummy treats. I use lollipops when traveling overseas. They also don't smell all cannabis-ish like brownies tend to.
Hope you have a speedy recovery.

 

[hempcurescancer]

I've a bit of experience with your problem....I had part of a lung removed because of a large cyst, had two tubes running out of my side for a week. I was fortunate to have a nurse with me 24/7 and 1 of'em was cool....brought me joints that I smoked in a straw out of the hospital window, NO prob!!!! The surgeon told me I had some perfectly clean lungs except for the cyst (which was benign) . That confirmed to me that pot leaves NO residue as I had been smoking reefer for years prior to the operation. So I say.....smoke away!!!!

If u live in the states, then Im calling bullshit. There's no way a nurse let u smoke an illegal drug (herb) in a public hospital.

Med mj state?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

If you live in a medical mj state, with a script (or know someone who does) the MMJ stores usually have edibles like Lollipops, chocolates, totally indistinguisable yummy treats. I use lollipops when traveling overseas. They also don't smell all cannabis-ish like brownies tend to.
Hope you have a speedy recovery.

ehh, i'm from Slovenia/Europe, i would love that kind of stuff!!! tnx, doctor says i'm out in couple of days!

 

[dawnish]

Slovenia~ wow, that's a long ways from here. I actually listened to some music from Slovenia today from Magnifico & Turbolentza. Do you know of them?

 

[Wordz]

the vape is the best for your lungs dummy,its NOT smoking....but since you wanna shut down my boy kaleo's idea,then just make edibles and enjoy the rest of the day...either way those are you ONLY choices

WTF is wrong with you the guy said his lungs got fucked up. A vape could still make you cough and I doubt he wants to take that chance right now and he's in a hospital.

 

[IAm5toned]

this guy needs to make the green dragon....

tinctures man tinctures! all you need is some high proof grain alcohol (80% by volume or higher) like everclear or moonshine, a little weed and a filter.
easy to do

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Slovenia~ wow, that's a long ways from here. I actually listened to some music from Slovenia today from Magnifico & Turbolentza. Do you know of them?

sure Magnifico is a legend around here, big smoker too, didn't hear about Turbolentza doe, i listen to different kind of music anyway...but Magnifico is cool!

 

[SmokeyMcPopkinZ]

dude your like of my friends tryin to get high in the hospital lol and how does smoking not cause resin in your lungs i scrape my pipe all the time and theres plenty in there lol

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

i'm home now and i just bought vapo, so just need to test it......but cigarettes are still on my mind, but i really need to quit!!! it's not so easy i think about it all the time..

 

[cbtwohundread]

send for the edibles tinctures and flight