if you have ever grown pot or are going to. THIS IS YOUR BIBLE

[Skunkybud]

hahah I wish I had a shaman.

 

[UNKL L]

sounds like im right on track just have to make room in the closet for me

 

[indicaza]

thats what i was missing the first time a shamin!

 

[LuvYaBud]

Quality, pissed myself laughin, sounds like my antobiography.

 

[brokeandwise]

That was funny man.

 

[superman9189]

how can you be high and read all of this? its too much....gotta take another

 

[Quickset]

Thanks! Glad to have come across this thread. This was a pisser!

 

[Fluoro]

Great read. The shaman put me in tears.

 

[Soiled Roots]

i followed your directions to a tee now all my stuff is dead thanks alot

 

[wtfd00d]

Umm? WTF? After reading first sentence I had to quit. Not enough time to read garbage like this.

 

[imabeast]

Umm? WTF? After reading first sentence I had to quit. Not enough time to read garbage like this.

Unlike this guy^ I have the time to read this. I have read every single post in every single forum on the internet. I have read every book in every library in the world. This was a good read. By far the best yet! Dont ever loose that sense of humor.

 

[feva]

well it seems im doing everything right alright peace gotta check my plants the shaman says he sees preflowers

 

[Pipe Dream]

that shit was hilarious! a lot of it was true as hell too.

 

[Pipe Dream]

well it seems im doing everything right alright peace gotta check my plants the shaman says he sees preflowers

^so was that

 

[formlessqarrior]

i laughed so hard every sentence genius man genius god i bet all growers out there have cried over this one lol much love brother

 

[wineart]

OMG that is some funny shit! Woke up my wife you fuckhead. You shoulda had a warning posted on top of page "Warning this is some funny shit & you will wake that ugly bitch up laying next to you laughing" Then she's going to want to know why you woke her....That ain't funny shit....

 

[majek]

...i lol'd

 

[Murfy]

dammit-
walked away from MY plants for a little project and when i checked in on em they were 6 feet tall, ironic

 

[Vento]

My Plant did not like the idea of me being here reading this post and has died ... fuck you man !!!!!!

hehe Funny stuff ... thanks for the laugh (s)

+Rep ( If you was still here )

 

[rolledupdriver]

I kept on laughing through the whole thing lol, I havnt laughed that hard in a long time while sober