You Know your Smoking on Some Good Shit when...

Sr. Verde

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When you turn on the ps3 and turn on the TV but the TV is on Cable and you start watching an infomercial about these HD SUNGLASSES that are only 10$!!!! " Other sun glasses sell for 100,200 EVEN 300$!!!! AND THEY DONT EVEN HAVE HD VISION!!!" lol Watched this shit for 15 mintues.

"HD Vision" is just polarized lenses. Pretttty sure.
 

NI420

Active Member
HD sunglasses, the worlds gone mad!!!!! 100's of millions of years of evoloution go into the creation and perfection of the human eye, yet 10 bucks and ya can have eyesite in HD :neutral: crazy!
 

Ten bag

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you know your smokin on some good shit when you whitey.

simple as ;)

or you get that energy rush were you cant control yourself and you start running and goin sick :D, we go out into a forest near mine and go for a 'ninja' which means, get real high then run about the forest like idiots doin flips an shit, getting the best sticks an all to use as swords. It gets intense sometimes, climbing up cliffsides, up the side of the dykes too, jumping from trees, not caring about safety. i love it :)

or, you know its good shit when you hit one joint up at the driving range and cant even drive a ball past the 150 mark when you usually hit the fucker past the 250!
i love 'cba' strains :)
 

Arrid

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you know your smokin on some good shit when you whitey.

simple as ;)
A lot of the americans on here don't understand what a whitey is, if they whitey out they think their weed is sprayed with ket or somethin. lol.
 

Ten bag

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they'll understand when they have one haha

i can remember my first.
shedding it up one morning, literlly been out of bed for 5 minutes, smoked a huuuge jay with my mate, then another straight after, i started getting all warm and i knew i was feeling sick, got outta the shed, gingerly made my way across the grass to the back door, had to sit down and my mate was just watching me, i could hear and see him talking at me but i just couldent reply, then the vision thing starts, like everything sorta fades out and you get a loud ringing in your ears. its like being deaf and blind, then i popped, a large amount, shot out like fuuuuuuuck haha. bout 5 minutes after i was fine, high as fuck but fine :)

am i one of the only ones who actually isnt bothered by a whitey? haha
everyone seems to think its bad and that your shit for doing it?
 

VansStoner1748

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Man i hate whiteys. When i was like 17 i was at a friends house, in the middle of summer smoking 2 blunts with 4 people, I starting to get one when we were leaving. And this guys house was filled with old china, and glass salt shakers and shit. when we left we had to go through house to leave and my vision started to fade white from the outside and starting going deaf. Anyways i fell over when we got in his house and Broke a bunch of Salt shalers and little creamers. His mom didnt even trip.
 

Sr. Verde

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You know your smoking on some good shit when: your out at dinner after a big session, and you absentmindedly pick up a french fry and put it up to your mouth and try to hit it.

when you don't realize how blazed you were until you wake up the next morning, sober.
 

sirwolf

Active Member
when you play the same measure repeatedly and your band mates have stooped playing and look at one another as if they are the ones who messed up.
 

purplekitty7772008

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Dude once no joke me and my buddy went to Burger King and were so blazed we we're convinced it was McDonalds. Well McDonalds was a few blocks away.

So we're standing there debating about what to get, and were so baked it's hard to focus enough to read.

Finally like 5 minutes after looking at the board my buddy calmly says to the cashier, "Uhh. I'll have two big macs, and a large french fry"

So the cashiers like, "uhh we can't do that"

And I'm like why?? And she says, "This is burger king."

me and my boy almost shit outselves





we got two whoppers instead :hump:

LMAO!!!!

That happened to me once.

I was at Del Taco telling them I wanted a cheesy double beef burrito.

Me and my boyfriend were so baked, he didn't even notice we weren't at Taco Bell.
 

goodeye2113

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when you start a perfectly good conversation and stop for a second lose track, and completely forget what the fuck you were talking about. XD
Completely and udderly true, i carry on very intelligent and in depth conversation with my mother or brother and ill pause and just talk about something else. or distract them lol

and you know your smokin some good shit when you lose something and spend 20 minutes tearing the house up, only to realize you were holding onto it the whole time
 

conepuller2299

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you know your smoking sum good shit when you just sit there staring into a 4 week old bud on ur plant for 40 minutes, seeing your plant is 400 metres tall and theres all these little men with huge ladders tending to your bud, with welders and shit and theyre adding on little bits :D
 

Sr. Verde

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LMAO!!!!

That happened to me once.

I was at Del Taco telling them I wanted a cheesy double beef burrito.

Me and my boyfriend were so baked, he didn't even notice we weren't at Taco Bell.
Yeah we started looking around and finally noticed all the BURGER KING shit RIGHT in our faces. lol we weren't sure how to play that one off
 

shmow52

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forget to pay the cashier at the supermarket lol. i just tried to walk out with the drinks in my hands lol.
 

bongtokinjuggalo

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you know its good shit when you're trying to drive, and notice you cant feel your legs and you wonder how the fuck you keep accelerating and stopping.

And one time I was so blazed I was having spasm's in my legs and accidently ran a red light cuz my leg spazzed and floored it >.<
 

Bwoz

Member
You know your smoking on some good shit when you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.
Haha! Yes, i can so relate to this. Me n my cousin were just cruising untill we came to a stop sign... watching 3 cars go by, after about a minute of just spacen out, my cousin turns to me and says 'fuck, this light wont change to green.' That made me have a good lol. :blsmoke:
 

Sr. Verde

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Haha! Yes, i can so relate to this. Me n my cousin were just cruising untill we came to a stop sign... watching 3 cars go by, after about a minute of just spacen out, my cousin turns to me and says 'fuck, this light wont change to green.' That made me have a good lol. :blsmoke:
lol I was stopped with some other cars at a red light and I was trying to turn right. I was there a few minutes waiting for the light to turn green when I realized I could turn right on red.

Not as bad though :)
 
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