How we doing guys, this is a little trick that ive picked up doing my usual rounds..
This requires patience, so have it, and trust me, you WILL want to wait.
This ingenious method works, so do not doubt.
Firstly, go get a standard marmite jar and empty it out and dry it. And YES it DOES HAVE to be a MARMITE JAR, ill explain later on.
Secondly, take a golf ball sized bud ( doesnt matter whether it is wet or not ) ideally of your finest green, so anything like cheese, northern lights, kush or anything stronger for all you real hustlers, or even take some standard bog weed like english, dutch, low grade stuff, but for unbelievale best results use your high grade.
Thirdly, take your cannabis bud and place it inside the marmite jar, shut the lid tight so its completely air tight inside.
Fourthly, put the air tight jar in cold ish/room teperature conditions someone with no light ( cupboard, under the floor, possibly even bury it under ground however I dont know whether you get the same results )
Fithly, do something to keep you occupied for 5-6 months, or even longer if you can withstand not touching it.
Sixly, go gab that marmite jar, without looking at the bud just yet, ( I advise to do this in a small room, just for your own benefit of the smell ) open the jar so very slightly and just take a wiff. Your nose and brain should just fill with the most insane ganja sensation that will most likely ever hit you in our short livetimes. Now, take a look at the marijuana, it should look a snail has tredged across that green about 5 million times, without the inuendos, the crystals that should be on that bud will be mind blowing, you will have layers, upon layers, upon layers of crystals just pleasently sitting there waiting to be smoked. That green will be chronic. And when I say chronic, I mean it will blow your mind. As in take 0.1 gram, wack that in a king joint with standard amounts of tobacco, or leaf, but I recommend trying it in a usual suspect doobie. Few normal drags, I shit you not your're going to feel it, and your going to feel it good and hard, it will feel like you've smoked at least a good eigth ( 3.5 g )
with that bud, lets do what we do best. smoke our lives away and go get high.
NOTES.
It has to be a marmite jar because of the simple fact of science that I do not understand however can produce magnificant results, the brown in the marmite jar, the tincture of that glass somehow just does something. Literally magical, somthing to do with photosynthesis.
I only said to use a golf ball sized bud because that is literally all I could bear to put in and not touch, given it was torture, but wow it is so worth it. Please try with ozs of the stuff, or just to go one step further I dare you to go as far as getting enough marmite jars to put a bar in, or just go to Mt Everest and get a key and do it.
Also I forgot to mention, the bud after all stages have been complete will grow in size, double, triple, this is nature with science anything can happen. Adding on, it will be so crispy, dry, fluffy, light, it will be stunning. It will ground up to powder, literally, so if you spill that. Its gone. I
I suggest if you are going to pass on this weed in exchange for monies, unless your really cool and do the proper weights, I advise doing your deals via the look of your well trained eye rather that weights as this is so dry and fluffy, deals will be more in favour of your customer, and at the end of the day, you want money. We all do, however Im not here to tell you what to do, dont even sell it, just do it yourself because once its gone, you aint getting more unless your organised.
You can take standard bog weed like I previously mentioned, because of the magic that takes place it will turn into proper high grade. But do yourself a favour, fork out the bones for some nice stuff and it will all be worth it.
Thankyou for reading, please post with comments, ideas, or even if you know about this or have just done it. Share the love.. x