Self Destructing Cabinets

[ragemonkey]

If i wanted to get rid of evidence id fit myself a sprinkler system .

90% sodium hydroxide solution ( > 70%)
10% chlorine water

You spray that on your plants and ~10mins later you've got no DNA evidence , 25 mins later and your plants will be liquid .

And those times are only with a average sprinkelr system . If you used a high pressure system it would cut times down to ~5 mins . And this would only kill your plants and not your ballast/reflectors/fans . They can't arrest you with a room full of lights and liquid that used to be plants

 

[email468]

oh man - you think growing marijuana is a crime - try tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice - not to mention all the attempted homicide/terrorist charges that would come flying your way. and heaven forbid you actually injure or kill an officer.

you'd have to come up with something safe and comprehensive - can't think of anything off the top of my head....

 

[cream8]

i know. i took it to far....just like my life...takeing things to far

 

[titanium3g]

Meth heads seem to blow up their labs when the cops show up. Atleast in the town i work in......

 

[email468]

Meth heads seem to blow up their labs when the cops show up. Atleast in the town i work in......

meth heads blow up their labs with or without the cops showing up.

 

[LoudBlunts]

meth heads blow up their labs with or without the cops showing up.

HAHAHAHAHAA

 

[LoudBlunts]

oh man - you think growing marijuana is a crime - try tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice - not to mention all the attempted homicide/terrorist charges that would come flying your way. and heaven forbid you actually injure or kill an officer.

you'd have to come up with something safe and comprehensive - can't think of anything off the top of my head....

and very true!!!!

 

[SoloGro57]

oh man - you think growing marijuana is a crime - try tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice - not to mention all the attempted homicide/terrorist charges that would come flying your way. and heaven forbid you actually injure or kill an officer.

you'd have to come up with something safe and comprehensive - can't think of anything off the top of my head....

This is where my explosive vest idea really shines. None of these issues would be a problem. Additionally, cleaning up the mess would be someone else's job.

 

[ShadowHawk]

haha ive thought about the same thing like some switch that would drop the plants in lower compartment like in the "speak easy" bars of the roaring 20's. you know how they would hit a switch when the cops came in that would drop all the bottles of moonshine into a lower compartment. its not that far fetched if ya think about it. but to much work for me peace

 

[worldsandreams]

just have a tub of water and drop a gram of cesium one of the alkali earth metals its pretty much as powerful as a depth charge going off in your bathtub

 

[HippieMan]

once i imagined like rigging all the pathways with explosies so wen the fbi shows up u jus hit the flip and there goes u pryoblm o shit but u then would be a murdererier and likee ya

 

[HippieMan]

ur best bet would to get a surveriellerence camera set up so u can check the door by camera and if the cops are there u just run into the grow room and transfer all the large plants outside or somewhere hidden then push all the littlier ones straight into the dirt and hidden then place like basil and lemon basil and tomatos and other legal shit where the weed was

 

[mvg26]

yea dude just use thermite that shit is fucking crazy or a crackhead

 

[Inneedofbuds]

ur best bet would to get a surveriellerence camera set up so u can check the door by camera and if the cops are there u just run into the grow room and transfer all the large plants outside or somewhere hidden then push all the littlier ones straight into the dirt and hidden then place like basil and lemon basil and tomatos and other legal shit where the weed was

if they have a warrant, they dont have to wait for you to answer.

 

[LoudBlunts]

ur best bet would to get a surveriellerence camera set up so u can check the door by camera and if the cops are there u just run into the grow room and transfer all the large plants outside or somewhere hidden then push all the littlier ones straight into the dirt and hidden then place like basil and lemon basil and tomatos and other legal shit where the weed was

for one.... i think they send one cop in the front and the back of your yard, especially if they have a warrant or raid some type of shit....

second, that is a very long time to leave somebody standing at the door...dont you think they'd get suspicious???!?!!

 

[COD4]

Let some high powered acid fall on top of the plants. You can store it in some type of container above the plants, when you push the button the acid sprays down on everything.

 

[Sublime757]

Construct a growroom out of sheet metal, rig it with propane nozzles all over, some sort of pilot light. Have a switch to kill the electricity and turn the gas on full blast!

 

[ShadowHawk]

i think hanging high powered acid over your plants would be a lil risky just to keep from being arrested lol.

 

[goatamineHcL]

just leep a gallon of gas in your grow room and a rolled up piece of cardboard

cops come in douse plants in gas and light cardboard outside room and toss it in

if you rent youll probably get arson though which might be worse depending where you live

 

[mastakoosh]

i have an idea, how about a removable skylight in your room with your plants on a launchpad for a catapault. you know like those pumpkin launchin machines they use every year. johnny fuckin law comes slinkin around, bang your plants are flying a mile away lol j/k.