gogrow
confused
I've been fighting it all morning, but your rep inspired me to attempt to convert other married men over to piss freedomi knew you'd show up.
Got chewed out for a spliter
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purplehazin
Well-Known Member
And your lady is ok with that? Mine would freak!yet another reason why I piss in the sink at night
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
my new troll handle is "latenightsinkpisser" lolyet another reason why I piss in the sink at night
gogrow
confused
not really cool with it, but like alot of things, just kinda ignores it because I probably wont listen.....besides, i rinse most the time
my secret to marriage, dont get to the point where everything is pattern and you can do your life with your eyes closed.... go pee in your sink, shake shit up a little
Unnk
Well-Known Member
off topic from OP but if im pissed at my girl cause she did some stupid shit i like to get back at her in a funny way like purposely that night flick the breaker to the bathroom lights and make sure the seat is lifted shes usually so tired that if she cant turn on the lights she thinks their blown and doesn't bother to check if the seat is their and plops in to the toilet
Gotta keep people on their feet
Gotta keep people on their feet
Greenplease
Active Member
Man, I always sit down to pee if it's in the middle of the night. Otherwise I wake up to go have a shower in the morning and slip over in my own piss! It's kinda gay, but it eliminates the risk factor of falling over half asleep by 100%!
Splitter's suck though man, and to the guy that said "pissing with a hard on sucks" aswell. Man don't put yourself through that, it fucking hurts!! Wait a few minutes for your dick to go down. It's not worth it man!
This thread is funny......
Splitter's suck though man, and to the guy that said "pissing with a hard on sucks" aswell. Man don't put yourself through that, it fucking hurts!! Wait a few minutes for your dick to go down. It's not worth it man!
This thread is funny......
Greenplease
Active Member
Hahahahaha, fuck man, that's harsh!
gogrow
confused
Japanfreak
New Member
lol, done that before. Like getting kicked in the balls.
Japanfreak
New Member
No man it wasn't an after sex splitter, it was one of the random ones.
Japanfreak
New Member
I laughed my ass off at that scene in "the 30 year old virgin". who hasn't had that experience of standing on your tippy toe and trying to get enough of an angle to take a leak without cracking your penis in half.
gogrow
confused
you just gotta learn where in the bathroom to stand to arc it in.... then walk closer as the flow tapers off... its an art, and sucks when you miss... much better to just wait
Japanfreak
New Member
Man I would need to pull out the slip and slid on that move.
scubadude239
Well-Known Member
Next time it happens and your wife starts bitching at you, back-hand her in the face. That will teach her.
april
Pickle Queen
wow , grow up, your not funny, you sound like a 16 yr old pimple faced virgin. Why do children always think its cool to talk about abusing women?
pee and poo talk can be funny, but some kid always has to talk about "bitchs" or "whores" and how they will keep them in line, kiss my fine ass, if u EVER get a pussy you'll be the first guy in line buying it tampons and carrying her purse like a good boy.
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
BURN!!!!! you deserved it kid...
April: love the at-titude.