If you HAD to bludgeon something to death, what would it be?

[Sr. Verde]

So the fate of the world rests on you beating an animal to death. It has to be a mammal.



What would it be?



I'd probably have to beat a seal, anything else would be too cute.

 

[DB&ST]

because seals are not cute...

 

[Sr. Verde]

awh that is cuteee



I meant walrus though

seals are cute

 

[Benassi]

A human. Preferably a bro.

 

[Supgee3]

A human. Preferably a bro.

hahahahah ^^ this

 

[Rippedvanwinkle77]

I would use this,on one of these

 

[xanadulives]

A human. Preferably a bro.

Damn you Benassi!! If only I had been an hour earlier!!
Sigh. Fine.
I'll take the leftover seal now...
Fuck.

 

[anonymous4289]

a human being for sure. knew it the second i saw the question. i'd feel worse for killing an animal (minus people).

 

[alberts]

i can think of a dude that ripped me off that I would straight Ong Bak to death

 

[DarthD3vl]

a bear this size,

that way there is no way i would feel bad because its still not fair for me, i would feel awsome......... if i survived


but only if it attacked me if it was playful I couldn't hit it

 

[brownbearclan]

I seriously hate this thread lol. But...fine, I think I'd go with something lame like a deer so I could at least eat it after and it wouldn't be a waste. I don't think I have any grudges with any particular animals...now bugs and snakes on the other hand, I'd beat the fucking shit out of a pile of grasshoppers, crickets, earwigs, ants, spiders, or scorpions any day!

 

[Xrtnfx]

I'd beat the shit out of a rat....

 

[tip top toker]

Any large shark. They're a bunch of cunts! And any small shark for that matter, pre-emptive strike on the next generation!

 

[DarthD3vl]

I changed my mind id beat a zombie horse, the only time beating a dead horse is right!!!

 

[......]

lol what was going through your head/how high were you when you made this thread?

I'd choose a human.Preferably kim jong whatever from north korea.

 

[LetricBud]

I'd say wild boar...I fucking hate those things.

Or Razorback Hog.

 

[alberts]

IM glad this thread has not turned prejudice... yet

 

[noobdestroyer]

id bludgeon anyone who likes dense nugs better. take their skull and make that denser see if they like that

 

[brandon.]

amirite?

 

[Richie LxP]

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amirite?

Didnt someone club her already?