How many times a day do you shit?

[guy incognito]

no offence, but i bet your a big fat guy. i got a big fat friend who shits like 4 times a day

meh not really. I've gained some weight and gotten a bit out of shape since my knee injury in March 2010, but i've had these habits for a fairly long time.

you must walk around all day with a shit ass thats gross

No I know how to wipe my ass.

Im with Poplars on this one. who the hell talks about how many times a day you sht.

I dunno, but you are post #50 so far.

i shit about 4-5 times a day

the worst is working outside and realizing there is no toilet to shit in... and its only 9 o clock.

also the ring of fire kinda sucks after eating some tasty hot wings the night before... but its always worth it

It's weird but my habits change depending on my environment. If i'm working 12 hour days in the field and don't really have access to a toilet I can usually manage to hold it all day, though sometimes it becomes uncomfortable. Then I murder a major brown snake later that night. But on that same day if I was in the office or at home I would probably have gone to fire 2-3 mini dumps off during the day.

One time I was working at a GM plant and couldn't find a bathroom. I grabbed a bucket, some paper towel, and a plastic bag and took a shit in one of the boiler maintenance rooms. They didn't have a garbage anywhere close by I could find, and I didn't want to walk around with a bag of shit so I tied it up and left it.

 

[guy incognito]

Oh and I pooped two more times tonight bringing my total to 4 for today. Just in case someone is keeping score.

 

[StonedPony]

Ever poop a turd so big it curled around toilet bowl and was big around and you flushed and flused trying to get rid of it nearly overflowing the toilet trying?

 

[socaliboy]

Whenever I'm in a shitty mood lol

 

[grow space]

And now. uncle Grow space poop hour: Well kids, i shit usually once a day, but sometimes twice..I like my poop when i have done it just once, u know, its more special and u have put some effort in it...Shitting twice a day is not just so special as shitting once a day, u know..A proper fucking poopy!!!!lol:

 

[grow space]

Morning poop is the most important poop of the day kids, remember that, eat well and shit ! SHIT i like to say shit

 

[Kodank Moment]

I saw someone drop some white colored turds. Took some No Xplode...a little to much. All the excess vitamins turned his shit white. I lol'd at him and said its probably cancer or herpies. You never know...


[sarcasm]And I thought I was poopin flat from all the surprise buttsex lately.....lol.[/sarcasm]

 

[Kodank Moment]

DoublePostAlert!!


What does a "flat" turd look like.......?

Like a long sausage patty?

 

[Oldreefer]

There was a time I only counted how much sex I had in a day......now I HAVE to count how many times I take a dump! It's part of getting old!

BTW: kodank moment....watching your avatar makes me really miss the sex part......LOL

 

[brownbearclan]

Bunch of shit talkers up in here... =D

1-3. Anything more or less and we have problems Houston.

 

[guy incognito]

Fired another one off before I left for work today.

 

[Total Head]

One time I was working at a GM plant and couldn't find a bathroom. I grabbed a bucket, some paper towel, and a plastic bag and took a shit in one of the boiler maintenance rooms. They didn't have a garbage anywhere close by I could find, and I didn't want to walk around with a bag of shit so I tied it up and left it.

LOL. i have a friend who works for a cable company and he drives around in the van all day. sometimes he picks up random fast food bags (he says he prefers the waxy ones from dunkin's) and shits in them while in his nice private van, then chucks it someplace quiet. he says he once left the bag of shit in a customer's yard because they came out of nowhere and he had to ditch it. did anyone see that net video of the dude dropping a deuce in a potted plant in the middle of a mall? i'd rather shit my pants than shit in a mall plant with people everywhere.

 

[cmt1984]

^^lmao. nasty.

reminds me of the bus driver that would take a shit in a bag on the bus in front of all the kids every morning and then throw it on the street. they got video of her doing it, pretty fucking nasty...and unsanitary...

 

[Padawanbater2]

I saw a clip one time this CHICK is walking up some building and at about the 5th flight of stairs, she just drops trou and starts SPRAYING shit everywhere, then picks up her pants and continues walking up the building, no wipe or anything.

Classy.

 

[StonedPony]

When I was a kid had a cousin from the City come visit us. We lived in the country and woods all around us....well I asked him if he wanted to go hikeing the go swimming in the Creek near us. He was game.......Well its about 3 miles to the creek and about half way there he started whineing about needing to shit and wanted to go back to house.....we argued a bit and then I saw it LOL.....I told him go over next to that tree and shit.....Ill go a few yards away so it wont bother you.....use the leaves to wipe you ass.......welp he did.........He also in a huge patch of poison Ivy. He was dying for a few days....My mother beat the shit out of me but still funny .....he is dead now but he hated me till the day he died LOL

 

[nuera59]

2 - 4 a day. I think the best ones are when you have been holding it.
No jokes I ate a dodgy 1/4 pounder a few days ago and unlike above I couldn't hold it. I crapped so much my arse hurt wiping.
SORRY!

 

[Padawanbater2]

When I was a kid had a cousin from the City come visit us. We lived in the country and woods all around us....well I asked him if he wanted to go hikeing the go swimming in the Creek near us. He was game.......Well its about 3 miles to the creek and about half way there he started whineing about needing to shit and wanted to go back to house.....we argued a bit and then I saw it LOL.....I told him go over next to that tree and shit.....Ill go a few yards away so it wont bother you.....use the leaves to wipe you ass.......welp he did.........He also in a huge patch of poison Ivy. He was dying for a few days....My mother beat the shit out of me but still funny .....he is dead now but he hated me till the day he died LOL

Dude, you should start a story telling thread, lol I bet you're full of em..

 

[StonedPony]

Dude, you should start a story telling thread, lol I bet you're full of em..

Over the past 60 years Ive seen alot of history and was involved in it.......but yea I have a few to tell......LOL Grampa smokes dope OH MY GOD lol lol lol

 

[shmow52]

for some reason i dont shit when i smoke. had a long 4 day weekend last week, high the whole time, costco oven dinners every day, + taco bell, burger king, safeway chicken strips. and of course munchie food= me not using my toilet. haha i swear to god the store toilet i use was filled. didnt even bother trying to flush. ha

 

[thegersman]

Oh shit! A shit thread...... As it would happen, I am on antibiotics for Bronchitis...you know that med can kill off the GOOD intestinal bacteria that make you shit normal.
That being said, even though I have been taking probiotics...I'm still shittin' my brains out. You would think in this day and age they would invent antibiotics that leave your shit bacteria alone.

As you get older you talk about shit alot...fucked up, isn't it ?