How to pick up hot stoner chicks

thedoc08

thedoc08

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1. Go to a big grocery store.
2. Buy only a box of 1 quart Ziploc bags and a 12 pack of mason jars.
3. When she says "quite an interesting array you got there," ask "what you know about that?
4. ???? (get her #)
5. Profit.
 
Don't know. I don't have people at my house that haven't been vetted or that I've known for a long time, or has a long time buddy vouch for them. Fortunately we all know random smuts working at grocery stores aren't cops. Maybe I'll hit her up next weekend and if she's aright replace my current girl (who I hate everything about these days).
 
That seems like a bad plan. Better plan go to a hippy dippy convention bust out the chron and your set.
 
Since you lack a vagina to think critically, here it is fixed for you by ms kitty.

1. Go to a big grocery store.
2. Buy only a box of 1 quart Ziploc bags and a 12 pack of mason jars, along with some great groceries....
3. When she says "quite an interesting array you got there," say "Thanks, I love to cook and keep a tidy house, and these are for curing herb or making mushrooms. I also dont have a lot of friend mooches that just hang out to smoke weed and will pay attention to you and buy purses and shoes every now and then for you. "
4. ???? (get her #) <-- No! Stop staring at my tits, and tell me I have pretty eyes or hair. We work on that a lot.
5. Profit till you piss me off and I break all your shit. :-)

Kitty



Of course if you try this on me, I'd laugh at you just buying a single box of baggies and only one case of jars. I'd tell you to grow big or get out =)
 
Since you lack a vagina to think critically
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I was laughing for a solid 30 seconds at that before I read the rest of your post. I think you are implying that women are capable of critically thinking without letting their emotions overrun them.

As for the rest, I don't know how to cook, complimenting women makes them think you care, but I've def had some good stuff broken by crazy bitches.
 
Benassi said:
That's how you pickup weed whores... not stoner chicks.
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Nothing like taking a bitch from behind, while she snorts up a fat line of keif..

shit might as well take a bump of that blonde nose candy yourself if you can handle it
 
I don't fit in at the hiPpy spots either but not all the chicks there are yippee either. Go to coachwood with a fat bag you'll be fine.
 
thedoc08 said:
I was laughing for a solid 30 seconds at that before I read the rest of your post. I think you are implying that women are capable of critically thinking without letting their emotions overrun them.

As for the rest, I don't know how to cook, complimenting women makes them think you care, but I've def had some good stuff broken by crazy bitches.
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I was really being silly through all of it, there's no good or bad way to get a girl just the one that works for one is totally different than the one that works for the other. :) :) Funny thread
 
Word, I'd prolly not hang out with her for more than a night anyhow, she had black hair and I hate that shit. Even more than when Taco Bell doesn't give me Fire sauce for my quesadillas. That's how much I hate black hair.
 
Hah, the bags weren't really for bud, and twelve one-quart mason jars should be enough to hold a pound.

I'm small time gimme a break, this chick worked at a grocery store and was all over it :P
 
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