How to pick up hot stoner chicks
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Kodank Moment
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How'd that go? When you gonna call her. A bro waits 96 hours. A gentlemen waits 48.
thedoc08
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Don't know. I don't have people at my house that haven't been vetted or that I've known for a long time, or has a long time buddy vouch for them. Fortunately we all know random smuts working at grocery stores aren't cops. Maybe I'll hit her up next weekend and if she's aright replace my current girl (who I hate everything about these days).
thedoc08
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Wish I could find some weed whores, would be a lot cheaper than dinner and a movie whores.
researchkitty
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Since you lack a vagina to think critically, here it is fixed for you by ms kitty.
1. Go to a big grocery store.
2. Buy only a box of 1 quart Ziploc bags and a 12 pack of mason jars, along with some great groceries....
3. When she says "quite an interesting array you got there," say "Thanks, I love to cook and keep a tidy house, and these are for curing herb or making mushrooms. I also dont have a lot of friend mooches that just hang out to smoke weed and will pay attention to you and buy purses and shoes every now and then for you. "
4. ???? (get her #) <-- No! Stop staring at my tits, and tell me I have pretty eyes or hair. We work on that a lot.
5. Profit till you piss me off and I break all your shit.
Kitty
Of course if you try this on me, I'd laugh at you just buying a single box of baggies and only one case of jars. I'd tell you to grow big or get out =)
1. Go to a big grocery store.
2. Buy only a box of 1 quart Ziploc bags and a 12 pack of mason jars, along with some great groceries....
3. When she says "quite an interesting array you got there," say "Thanks, I love to cook and keep a tidy house, and these are for curing herb or making mushrooms. I also dont have a lot of friend mooches that just hang out to smoke weed and will pay attention to you and buy purses and shoes every now and then for you. "
4. ???? (get her #) <-- No! Stop staring at my tits, and tell me I have pretty eyes or hair. We work on that a lot.
5. Profit till you piss me off and I break all your shit.
Kitty
Of course if you try this on me, I'd laugh at you just buying a single box of baggies and only one case of jars. I'd tell you to grow big or get out =)
thedoc08
New Member
It's hard to fit in with a bunch of hippies when every shirt you'd wear outside has a collar on it.
Dominathan
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I know all too much about that.
thedoc08
New Member
I was laughing for a solid 30 seconds at that before I read the rest of your post. I think you are implying that women are capable of critically thinking without letting their emotions overrun them.
As for the rest, I don't know how to cook, complimenting women makes them think you care, but I've def had some good stuff broken by crazy bitches.
Japanfreak
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Was one of them your heart cry baby?
thedoc08
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Nah, that would require respecting women, among other things.
Sr. Verde
Well-Known Member
Nothing like taking a bitch from behind, while she snorts up a fat line of keif..
shit might as well take a bump of that blonde nose candy yourself if you can handle it
thedoc08
New Member
I'm also a Republican. They don't respect my gangster there.
researchkitty
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I was really being silly through all of it, there's no good or bad way to get a girl just the one that works for one is totally different than the one that works for the other.
Funny thread
