What are the keys to a successful relationship?

woobystein

woobystein

Active Member
Somebody probably already said this but the key to a healthy relationship is literally right under your nose. By this, of course, I mean that the two of you must be comfortable enough to fart around each other and enjoy one anothers gas.
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

Well-Known Member
woobystein said:
Somebody probably already said this but the key to a healthy relationship is literally right under your nose. By this, of course, I mean that the two of you must be comfortable enough to fart around each other and enjoy one anothers gas.
Click to expand...
Fuck you dude, girls don't fart or poop! My wife ever farts, she is considered a dude and will be served with papers saying ive moved on in about 2 weeks lol
 
woobystein

woobystein

Active Member
Oh girls fart alright. Hot girls farts smell the worst believe it or not. Just ask one. And if she says no she's bluffing.
 
djruiner

djruiner

Well-Known Member
not hard....strip it down to the basics...3 key items that are very simple to understand...
1.can you sit and have a decent meal without an argument with that person?
2.can you enjoy the same type of entertainment?
3.can you see yourself fucking this person from now till death...or at least till your naughty parts stop working?

what are the 3 things that most couples do...eat some food...entertain themselves...fuck...repeat

this isn't rocket science,its not hard,if you don't have those 3 things,move on,things will not click later on...you never see a crackhead that is happily married to a lawyer.
and i know i know..trust..honestly..faithfulness..yeah you can go all Dr Phil about it..but without the 3 key things...the other stuff will never happen

ps...the man that keyed the term "opposites attract" obviously wasn't getting steady pussy
 
I

irieie

Well-Known Member
the key to keeping any guy happy is a lot of sex. after that comes trust. but if you dont give up the booty he is gonna be real moody.
 
mygirls

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
Slojo69 said:
dude ... no ... just .... no
Click to expand...
heres a true story.. back when me and the old lady got together we were spun out.. well to make a long story short she waz a sleep and i waz pretending to be sleeping cuz i waz spun, any wayz we were naked and i have her pulled in tight and she let out a silent fart and it starteld me.. i layed there a laughd my ass off for a good 1/2 hour.. she never even woke up..... LMFAO.....HAHAHAHAHAHA

but 2day i call her a nasty ass fucking bitch get the hell away from me... go out to the pig pin were you belong... you nasty fuck....LOL
 
djruiner

djruiner

Well-Known Member
irieie said:
the key to keeping any guy happy is a lot of sex. after that comes trust. but if you dont give up the booty he is gonna be real moody.
Click to expand...
this is about having successful relationships...not keeping a guy happy...if the women does nothing more then do what the man wants to shut him up...thats not a successful relationship
 
I

irieie

Well-Known Member
i was once dating this asian chick. she was pretty hot and loved to suck the d. one time when we were spooning after sex (naked) she was a little too relaxed and farted on my dick. i got her back when i fucked her after i fucked her in the ass and no shower in between. she got a uti for like a week. needless to say things did not work out between us.
 
I

irieie

Well-Known Member
irieie said:
i was once dating this asian chick. she was pretty hot and loved to suck the d. one time when we were spooning after sex (naked) she was a little too relaxed and farted on my dick. i got her back when i fucked her after i fucked her in the ass and no shower in between. she got a uti for like a week. needless to say things did not work out between us.
Click to expand...
thats what the trust is about.
 
woobystein

woobystein

Active Member
haha she got a urinary tract infection from your weener in her butt? Oh wait you must have re inserted it into her slit after you poked her brown eye huh. Either way revenge is the sweetest of candies. Kudos!
 
djruiner

djruiner

Well-Known Member
irieie said:
i was once dating this asian chick. she was pretty hot and loved to suck the d. one time when we were spooning after sex (naked) she was a little too relaxed and farted on my dick. i got her back when i fucked her after i fucked her in the ass and no shower in between. she got a uti for like a week. needless to say things did not work out between us.
Click to expand...
this sounds like some kind of bad iranian snuff porno
 
`SoA || Asi

`SoA || Asi

Well-Known Member
irieie said:
i was once dating this asian chick. she was pretty hot and loved to suck the d. one time when we were spooning after sex (naked) she was a little too relaxed and farted on my dick. i got her back when i fucked her after i fucked her in the ass and no shower in between. she got a uti for like a week. needless to say things did not work out between us.
Click to expand...
sick basterd award goes to irieie
 
I

irieie

Well-Known Member
thank you. thank you. @wobbystein, yes i did reinsert.
i got more stories about this chick. she queefed in my face after i was railing her and was about to go down on her. also the first time she sucked my dick i came so hard in her mouth without warning her and it dripped out of her nose. fucking hilarious, she was not too enthused though.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top