What are the keys to a successful relationship?

neosapien said:

Honestly just 2 simple things, good oral communication and good oral.

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geewhizimtheshiz said:

just needed some advice.


really fucking frustrated right now.

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djruiner said:

not hard....strip it down to the basics...3 key items that are very simple to understand...
1.can you sit and have a decent meal without an argument with that person?
2.can you enjoy the same type of entertainment?
3.can you see yourself fucking this person from now till death...or at least till your naughty parts stop working?

what are the 3 things that most couples do...eat some food...entertain themselves...fuck...repeat

haha chris rock has a great stand up on this..think it was 2004

this isn't rocket science,its not hard,if you don't have those 3 things,move on,things will not click later on...you never see a crackhead that is happily married to a lawyer.
and i know i know..trust..honestly..faithfulness..yeah you can go all Dr Phil about it..but without the 3 key things...the other stuff will never happen

ps...the man that keyed the term "opposites attract" obviously wasn't getting steady pussy

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mygirls said:

heres a true story.. back when me and the old lady got together we were spun out.. well to make a long story short she waz a sleep and i waz pretending to be sleeping cuz i waz spun, any wayz we were naked and i have her pulled in tight and she let out a silent fart and it starteld me.. i layed there a laughd my ass off for a good 1/2 hour.. she never even woke up..... LMFAO.....HAHAHAHAHAHA

but 2day i call her a nasty ass fucking bitch get the hell away from me... go out to the pig pin were you belong... you nasty fuck....LOL

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