The Joys of Taking a Shit.

[Kodank Moment]

So I know we all shit (girls shouldn't be allowed) and its awesome. I know I can't start my day without a healthy BM and a bowl.

I tend to read or clean my gun while I shit. I post a lot while crapping as well.



Any weird things you do?

Just wanna proclaim your love for a good dump?

Do it here.

I don't care about your regularity....I care about how much you love dropping the deuce.






Talk about a shitty thread!


P.S. I'm shitting now.

 

[researchkitty]

Seat down, ass down, plop, wipe, reverse, go back to work.

If you have time to read so much "shit" while shitting, eat a fiber one bar.

 

[Devildog93]

WTF......LOL


Droppin a deuce is sa-weet!!!!!

Love the edit comment.

My favorite number is #2......cause I love poopin, and I'm "The Shit"

 

[Kodank Moment]

See....girls make it seem almost...dirty.

I don't read fucking moby dick in one sitting...but ill read a few pages of maxim.

 

[redivider]

Seat down, ass down, plop, wipe, reverse, go back to work.

If you have time to read so much "shit" while shitting, eat a fiber one bar.

i lol'd.

personally i hate sitting in the toilet too lung. my shit smells like shit, not flowers after all.....

 

[Benassi]

I've said in other threads, before I drop a deuce, I always toke a bowl before going in the bathroom. Feeling the weed or oil kick in while I'm shitting, is oddly awesome.

 

[april]

Why are men proud of their ability to poop but pretend women don't? lmfao
And as beardo previously stated I poop peanut butter cups and smell like gummy bears

 

[fdd2blk]

this is considered "vulgar".


thread closed.