mccumcumber
Well-Known Member
I don't see how anyone would believe this putz in the first place... 800 pounds!
Lets assume he's a decent grower, then he can average 1-5 pounds off of a good outdoor plant (If vegged a bit early). Lets be super nice and say this guy is the best of the average or above average even and give him five pounds a plant. 800/5=160, where is it legal to have 160 plants, no where. The likelihood of getting busted is enormous, but lets just assume he's super sneaky too and doesn't go around posting random crap on internet sites to sound cool. Well that's awesome, but, how much would he have had to spend on fertilizers and nutes... not only that, but how much time would it take to till the soil and prepare a bed suitable for 160 motherfucking plants? (I'm not saying it hasn't been done, but most people who go through an ordeal like this let everyone know that it took them a bitch load of time and that there future harvest will be dope.) He would have to already have started his "garden..." better yet, "plantation" at the end of last season. Needless to say this scenario is unlikely.
Now, Let's assume he's a baller grower getting 6-10 pounds off of each plant. And again, we assume he is the ballerest baller there is, pulling 10 pounds off of each plant. Nice... now he only needs 80 plants, not too impractical? The prepwork for pulling this much bud off of a plant is so ridiculous and reliant on strain! Has he mentioned what strains he's been vegging and training for the past few months in order to pull off a load like this... no. So this scenario is equally unlikely
Assuming he's a Super Mario 64 grower that can pull off 11-15 pounds a plant is ridiculous for the same reason assuming this guy is a baller grower is ridiculous (if you don't get it, wait for his grow journal, I know it won't arrive).
Last and final scenario, he's a super og motherfuckin grower aka 2pac reincarnated and has one plant that he has been vegging for 30 years and is about to take it out of his mansion dedicated for this tree and put it in the sun to get 800 pounds. This is the most likely scenario, hmmm? Seems odd.
Lets assume he's a decent grower, then he can average 1-5 pounds off of a good outdoor plant (If vegged a bit early). Lets be super nice and say this guy is the best of the average or above average even and give him five pounds a plant. 800/5=160, where is it legal to have 160 plants, no where. The likelihood of getting busted is enormous, but lets just assume he's super sneaky too and doesn't go around posting random crap on internet sites to sound cool. Well that's awesome, but, how much would he have had to spend on fertilizers and nutes... not only that, but how much time would it take to till the soil and prepare a bed suitable for 160 motherfucking plants? (I'm not saying it hasn't been done, but most people who go through an ordeal like this let everyone know that it took them a bitch load of time and that there future harvest will be dope.) He would have to already have started his "garden..." better yet, "plantation" at the end of last season. Needless to say this scenario is unlikely.
Now, Let's assume he's a baller grower getting 6-10 pounds off of each plant. And again, we assume he is the ballerest baller there is, pulling 10 pounds off of each plant. Nice... now he only needs 80 plants, not too impractical? The prepwork for pulling this much bud off of a plant is so ridiculous and reliant on strain! Has he mentioned what strains he's been vegging and training for the past few months in order to pull off a load like this... no. So this scenario is equally unlikely
Assuming he's a Super Mario 64 grower that can pull off 11-15 pounds a plant is ridiculous for the same reason assuming this guy is a baller grower is ridiculous (if you don't get it, wait for his grow journal, I know it won't arrive).
Last and final scenario, he's a super og motherfuckin grower aka 2pac reincarnated and has one plant that he has been vegging for 30 years and is about to take it out of his mansion dedicated for this tree and put it in the sun to get 800 pounds. This is the most likely scenario, hmmm? Seems odd.