Very large drying and curing ideas. HELP

mccumcumber

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I don't see how anyone would believe this putz in the first place... 800 pounds!
Lets assume he's a decent grower, then he can average 1-5 pounds off of a good outdoor plant (If vegged a bit early). Lets be super nice and say this guy is the best of the average or above average even and give him five pounds a plant. 800/5=160, where is it legal to have 160 plants, no where. The likelihood of getting busted is enormous, but lets just assume he's super sneaky too and doesn't go around posting random crap on internet sites to sound cool. Well that's awesome, but, how much would he have had to spend on fertilizers and nutes... not only that, but how much time would it take to till the soil and prepare a bed suitable for 160 motherfucking plants? (I'm not saying it hasn't been done, but most people who go through an ordeal like this let everyone know that it took them a bitch load of time and that there future harvest will be dope.) He would have to already have started his "garden..." better yet, "plantation" at the end of last season. Needless to say this scenario is unlikely.
Now, Let's assume he's a baller grower getting 6-10 pounds off of each plant. And again, we assume he is the ballerest baller there is, pulling 10 pounds off of each plant. Nice... now he only needs 80 plants, not too impractical? The prepwork for pulling this much bud off of a plant is so ridiculous and reliant on strain! Has he mentioned what strains he's been vegging and training for the past few months in order to pull off a load like this... no. So this scenario is equally unlikely
Assuming he's a Super Mario 64 grower that can pull off 11-15 pounds a plant is ridiculous for the same reason assuming this guy is a baller grower is ridiculous (if you don't get it, wait for his grow journal, I know it won't arrive).
Last and final scenario, he's a super og motherfuckin grower aka 2pac reincarnated and has one plant that he has been vegging for 30 years and is about to take it out of his mansion dedicated for this tree and put it in the sun to get 800 pounds. This is the most likely scenario, hmmm? Seems odd.
 

tinyTURTLE

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damn.
that's a lot of work.

cut 'em down.
remove fan leaves.
hang in humidity stable place with decent ventilation.
manicure at your leisure.
you're gonna need quite a few experienced trimmers too.

make the largest scissor hash ball ever.
 

Hoochy

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havent grown it yet webb. did a 500 pound 3 years ago. but i didnt dry it i grew the crop for sixty grand. waiting for outdoor grow season then i will have many many many many pics
I have to LOL at this post.

Best thread of 2011
 

Hotsause

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The best part is he hasnt replied since he made the mistake of saying his Supposed 500 Pound grow was just an idea AFTER saying he grew 500 Pounds 3 years ago.
 

Dominathan

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Nobody would sell 500 lbs wet for $60,000. You'd keep at least 5 lbs to sell yourself, and you'd dry and cure that. I'm calling horseshit.
 

REALSTYLES

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I don't see how anyone would believe this putz in the first place... 800 pounds!
Lets assume he's a decent grower, then he can average 1-5 pounds off of a good outdoor plant (If vegged a bit early). Lets be super nice and say this guy is the best of the average or above average even and give him five pounds a plant. 800/5=160, where is it legal to have 160 plants, no where. The likelihood of getting busted is enormous, but lets just assume he's super sneaky too and doesn't go around posting random crap on internet sites to sound cool. Well that's awesome, but, how much would he have had to spend on fertilizers and nutes... not only that, but how much time would it take to till the soil and prepare a bed suitable for 160 motherfucking plants? (I'm not saying it hasn't been done, but most people who go through an ordeal like this let everyone know that it took them a bitch load of time and that there future harvest will be dope.) He would have to already have started his "garden..." better yet, "plantation" at the end of last season. Needless to say this scenario is unlikely.
Now, Let's assume he's a baller grower getting 6-10 pounds off of each plant. And again, we assume he is the ballerest baller there is, pulling 10 pounds off of each plant. Nice... now he only needs 80 plants, not too impractical? The prepwork for pulling this much bud off of a plant is so ridiculous and reliant on strain! Has he mentioned what strains he's been vegging and training for the past few months in order to pull off a load like this... no. So this scenario is equally unlikely
Assuming he's a Super Mario 64 grower that can pull off 11-15 pounds a plant is ridiculous for the same reason assuming this guy is a baller grower is ridiculous (if you don't get it, wait for his grow journal, I know it won't arrive).
Last and final scenario, he's a super og motherfuckin grower aka 2pac reincarnated and has one plant that he has been vegging for 30 years and is about to take it out of his mansion dedicated for this tree and put it in the sun to get 800 pounds. This is the most likely scenario, hmmm? Seems odd.
If he was growing Blue Dream he'd need only 100 for they can get up to 8lbs per plant outdoors if you know what you're doing but it's not gonna happen
 
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