My Girlfriend Is Missing, Have You Seen Her?

W N L

Active Member
That is what we affectionately call a GUNT......Its not a cunt...its not a gut.....its a GUNT......and she is the GUNTINATOR....Her line is "I'll Eat That"...instead of I'll be back...get it ha....Still got my sickass sense of humor
We call it the Thunt, thigh cunt. Tastes real nice, hard for her to clean that area though. Sometimes we get real dirty and I lick the salt off her back hairs.
 

Gadaffiduck

Active Member
I did...
then I got suspicious and thought, naaaw no way! couldn't be! this is just madness!
then you started giving out details and I started to think 'hey maybe this guy is legit'..
 

kevin

Well-Known Member
when's the last time you seen pony on the forums? when's the last time you seen sweet thing? the bitch was giving him a reach around riding down the highway. just saying....

Like hell! I would just keep your mouth shut if I were you. Stoned pony, is this true???
 

W N L

Active Member
when's the last time you seen pony on the forums? when's the last time you seen sweet thing? the bitch was giving him a reach around riding down the highway. just saying....
I know your lying now just for the fact that my Betty can't much get off the couch, let alone frolicking down the highway. Now please sir, if you have no contribution to finding my love, please be gone. :)
 

kevin

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i have no reason to lie to you. i'm sorry about your situation and i know being in love like you are makes you not able to see the whole picture.i hope your heart mends quickly.


I know your lying now just for the fact that my Betty can't much get off the couch, let alone frolicking down the highway. Now please sir, if you have no contribution to finding my love, please be gone. :)
 

W N L

Active Member
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This is what provokes me into looking for my hog girlfriend. That and a few bowls...
 

Gadaffiduck

Active Member
i have no reason to lie to you. i'm sorry about your situation and i know being in love like you are makes you not able to see the whole picture.i hope your heart mends quickly.
you just gave him some of the worst news ever, and your sorry? you know what its like? do you do you!?!?
 

W N L

Active Member
sir i dont think shes fat shes just big boned. she probobly has a great personality. shell turn up.
She has the best personality anyone could have, as outgoing as a rock, and talkative as a mime, smells as good as a dumpster, oh honey, come home tonight, Ill shave your back... :(
 

Winter Woman

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Since tomorrow is Friday I was wondering where are you planning on taking your gf, I know you want to show her off. lol.

Poor thing, I actually feel pretty bad for her. Life can't be easy.
 

Louis541

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I don't wanna have to beat your ass. what did i tell you about messing with my mom? She said it's over.
 
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