Padawanbater2
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You've got more to worry about than other skanky chicks!
http://www.roboticblowjob.com/?page=home_3.1
http://www.roboticblowjob.com/?page=home_3.1
Uh oh! I've got some bad news for the ladies..
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medicalmaryjane
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i don't mind, everyone should get one of those.
thedoc08
New Member
Maybe when they teach it to cook and do laundry. Until then it's useless, like a woman that thinks she has a place in a working environment
medicalmaryjane
Well-Known Member
sure, just keep bringing home the bacon and it better be enough for me to do all the things I enjoyMaybe when they teach it to cook and do laundry. Until then it's useless, like a woman that thinks she has a place in a working environment
RawBudzski
Well-Known Member
ehh, my dog works fine.
RawBudzski
Well-Known Member
hahahaha clean cook and do laundry. WiNNiNG !!!
RawBudzski
Well-Known Member
BUT !! can you put Penut Butter and Mayonaise in a girls Mouth Before a blow.. Noooooo
Winter Woman
Well-Known Member
To me it looked like a hand job, not a blow job.
Gadaffiduck
Active Member
you say tomato, I say tomahto
the Mangasm alpha sounds so intriguing
"I shot my load about 2 feet away using the Mangasm Alpha. Normally my sperm just dribbles out like a leaky faucet! Thanks for helping me shoot further." By: Joel., Boston
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Well-Known Member
technically speaking you can.
Unless shes allergic to peanut butter or mayonaise.But why the fuck would you be with a girl who cant even make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Your logic fails and you are no longer winning.
Kodank Moment
Well-Known Member
I dunno what's more sad....
The fact this exists.....
Or...
The fact women have stopped giving blowjobs so this exists.....
Either way its just a sad product for the sad man....
Rub your own dick with some lotion and be done with it...wanna make it feel like a BJ...? Spit on it.
Can't wait till this malfunctions on some creeps dick and its all over the news... I can see it now..
"Very Lonely Man Loses Penis...Frequent Member Of Website Rollitup.org"
The fact this exists.....
Or...
The fact women have stopped giving blowjobs so this exists.....
Either way its just a sad product for the sad man....
Rub your own dick with some lotion and be done with it...wanna make it feel like a BJ...? Spit on it.
Can't wait till this malfunctions on some creeps dick and its all over the news... I can see it now..
"Very Lonely Man Loses Penis...Frequent Member Of Website Rollitup.org"
Winter Woman
Well-Known Member
I'd like to know, when did we start giving bj's?
I agree with you first malfunction and that guy will be all over the news. He'll be up there with the guy that got his dick caught in a pool filter suction line.
I agree with you first malfunction and that guy will be all over the news. He'll be up there with the guy that got his dick caught in a pool filter suction line.
Winter Woman
Well-Known Member
^^^^^ Now that is a good idea
Kodank Moment
Well-Known Member
Plus you can kill a hooker and get your money back. I'm sure the return policy on this blow job machine....doesn't exist...
djruiner
Well-Known Member
think about if they did take returns...do they refurbish them?
i would hate to be the guy that has that job