Icy Hot Jerk Off Session And The Craigs List Sex Doll.

[djruiner]

do u know how many hookers u could buy for 1900 dollars?

depends on your vision and sense of smell

 

[robert 14617]

do u know how many hookers u could buy for 1900 dollars?

can you hang them from hooks in the top of their heads from the ceiling like the old freak in the vid?

that guy is one step away from picking up a kid from the local play ground

 

[Luger187]

can you hang them from hooks in the top of their heads from the ceiling like the old freak in the vid?

that guy is one step away from picking up a kid from the local play ground

if you pay them enough, yes you can

 

[r1tony]

so.. I am a bit high so was the "sex doll" really his gay love buddy? Didn't read it all the way through!

 

[vtatvrider]

well at least shell keep her mouth shut about your grows.that alone is worth 1900 bucks!!!

 

[Luger187]

so.. I am a bit high so was the "sex doll" really his gay love buddy? Didn't read it all the way through!

on page 4 theres pics of what it looks like

 

[redivider]

there's some of them that are modeled after porn stars.... they sell for like 7grand a piece....

 

[beardo]

So i'm going to get drunk guys at the bar downstairs to bang it, I'm just going to be like ...check this out and show some pix and see who's intrested. I figure I can get some extra beer money

 

[smokajoe]

LOL used WTF, Ewwwww.......

 

[......]

do u know how many hookers u could buy for 1900 dollars?

lol if you have a nice amount of crack to I can get you like 3 and make them stay with you for a couple weeks.
you might catch some gonorea but you'll be alright

 

[......]

So i'm going to get drunk guys at the bar downstairs to bang it, I'm just going to be like ...check this out and show some pix and see who's intrested. I figure I can get some extra beer money

now thats the spirit,them drunk old men would never know the difference.

 

[Irollfatties]

lol if you have a nice amount of crack to I can get you like 3 and make them stay with you for a couple weeks.
you might catch some gonorea but you'll be alright

Hey, its curable

 

[robert 14617]

So i'm going to get drunk guys at the bar downstairs to bang it, I'm just going to be like ...check this out and show some pix and see who's intrested. I figure I can get some extra beer money

let me know how it goes with dirty mike and the boys . i got 5 bucks for a go with her after they get done

 

[see4]

Who else here suffers from micro-penis? I'm talkin tiny junk.

 

[jonblaze420]

holy fuck beardo

 

[DSB65]

holy fuck beardo

and other classic beardo thread................dont know were he comes up with this stuff...........................

 

[Crystalized]

Originally Posted by beardo
So i'm going to get drunk guys at the bar downstairs to bang it, I'm just going to be like ...check this out and show some pix and see who's intrested. I figure I can get some extra beer money


get them down there and tell them that its happy hour and they'll go nuts!!!! funniest thread on riu.. by far

 

[ohmy]

Lmao, some place someone is looking at the picture's of your doll and jerking him self. How does that make you feel ?

 

[dirtyho1968]

Fucking too funny.

 

[CR500ROOST]

I do that all the time and bang strippers on a regular, I wanted something different.


I thought about selling her but she's proving a pretty good buy, I might keep her around.
Do you think I could rent her on an hourly basis? It it legal to pimp out a sex doll? I'm thinking it might be.

you could rent her out in your hole and charge some$$$$$