woodsmaneh!
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We got lots of these up here too
And they say Canadians are nice....
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Devildog93
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How did you get a picture of my ex. I knew my network got hacked.
Devildog93
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Do you know Ricki, Julien and Bubbles?
mellokitty
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*gak* that nightmare-inducing chin... *gak*
well as far as prime ministers go, trudeau was THE, BE-ALL-END-ALL *STUDMUFFIN*, wouldn't you agree? (c'mon... deifenbaker? chretien? NOT sexy. although i'd've thrown one into stockwell day if he'd got in just to hear him squeal.... and i'm a girl.)
i did once have the privilege of smoking a joint with mrs. trudeau. very cool.
isn't alberta kinda of like canada's texas.... i mean, given the choice between a farmer and the sasquatch.... i'd take my chances with the sasquatch for getting the nicer mom-in-law out of the deal.
mellokitty
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no but i met them at blunt brothers!!
mellokitty
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that is to a *T* my ex's ex before me.... and *she knew how to wield that axe.... *shudders*
woodsmaneh!
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Just think how big his igloo must have been to fit him 500 lb and 7 foot, no wonder he could not hide, his Igloo gave him away, ha ha ha
here he is with his chick
here he is with his chick
april
Pickle Queen
Makes ya wonder which of the two beeps when reversing
woodsmaneh!
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This was his Mom and Dad
Puffer Fish
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Since you are bashing Canadians I am
going to apologize for my people ....
(I know that this is a bit outdated but it will serve its purpose)
[video=youtube;T1ZSHulmerE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1ZSHulmerE&feature=related[/video]
going to apologize for my people ....
(I know that this is a bit outdated but it will serve its purpose)
[video=youtube;T1ZSHulmerE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1ZSHulmerE&feature=related[/video]
Devildog93
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Chretien was considered a stud.....ladies man whatever. Don't know about throwing it in any of them though...lol
Alberta is totally Canada's "Texas" . Some towns are just laced with pump jacks....this is the entrance to Drayton Valley, AB. Three symbolic oil derricks...
Places like Lethbridge, Coronation and Stettler are just full of pump jacks. The whole province has way more oil than anywhere....it's just harder to reach than the shallow wells of the middle East.
I heard the trucker scuttle-butt that up to 2,500 new wells are going to be drilled just around the Fort St John / Peace area of BC in the next year. Nevermind all the other 10's of thousands going up all over the place.
AND then you got the oil sands up in the Fort McMurray area. Oil and cattle are huge in Alberta.
april
Pickle Queen
Entirely correct but u forgot to mention the sexy cowboys, such sexy men none of these thug low pant wearing white sneaker boys, only real flannel/jean type men !!!Chretien was considered a stud.....ladies man whatever. Don't know about throwing it in any of them though...lol
Alberta is totally Canada's "Texas" . Some towns are just laced with pump jacks....this is the entrance to Drayton Valley, AB. Three symbolic oil derricks...
Places like Lethbridge, Coronation and Stettler are just full of pump jacks. The whole province has way more oil than anywhere....it's just harder to reach than the shallow wells of the middle East.
I heard the trucker scuttle-butt that up to 2,500 new wells are going to be drilled just around the Fort St John / Peace area of BC in the next year. Nevermind all the other 10's of thousands going up all over the place.
AND then you got the oil sands up in the Fort McMurray area. Oil and cattle are huge in Alberta.
Devildog93
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Shit, then you'd hate me. I stick out when I work out there. White gold chains, watches and shit...lol. Nice shoes and expensive shirts.
I don't wear that shit when I'm out on the job, only during off duty times........ but I definitely ain't the sagging pants dude either. I just can't do the flanel or the cowboy hat shit.
I personally can't stand Alberta. Or redneck motherfuckers....I just go out there and scab all the work, and bring my bread back to my true home.....BC. Spend Alberta oil money on BC weed.....oh yeah.
If I ever go back out there to live again, it will be closer to the cities instead of butt fuck nowhere.
mellokitty
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oh hey, i wouldn't fuck any of them with *your dick (or mine if i had one), but i'd strap a random one on for stockwell.... (and not because i find him at all sexy, either...)
my man's from north of edmonton. we don't 'family vacay' there very often, thank fuck.
and yes, the carnage is definitely spreading this way. because, you know, there aren't enough coal mines in this province already. it is a sad day in resource management when a right, christian fundie, cultist, eco terrorist (wiebo ludwig) starts making sense. incidentally, one of the most popular gay bars downtown vancouver is called the 'pump jack'.
i heard waitresses and bartenders in fort mac *start at $20-24/hr? sounds like a dreamy place i'd never want to live.
my man's from north of edmonton. we don't 'family vacay' there very often, thank fuck.
and yes, the carnage is definitely spreading this way. because, you know, there aren't enough coal mines in this province already. it is a sad day in resource management when a right, christian fundie, cultist, eco terrorist (wiebo ludwig) starts making sense. incidentally, one of the most popular gay bars downtown vancouver is called the 'pump jack'.
i heard waitresses and bartenders in fort mac *start at $20-24/hr? sounds like a dreamy place i'd never want to live.
mellokitty
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*sigh*... my farmboy hubby *refuses to wear a cowboy hat for me, even in the bedroom. such mean-spiritedness.
april
Pickle Queen
Not even if u dress up first?? booo bribe him with a bj, but he can't remove the hat!! lol
Devildog93
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You can make SICK money pushing a broom in the oil patch.
At one time, I was making 36$ an hour, plus continuous overtime......meaning, if I didn't get my full sleep required as a driver, I would be on overtime the whole next shift. I would such long continuous hours, I was on overtime for nearly a month straight.
54$ an hour for nearly 4 weeks.....up to 20 hours a day.
I had one check that I believe was over $3000 in taxes alone. Fucking retarded money. But the recession cut the wages and the hours back pretty good.
Fuck I gotta get back at it....lol
mellokitty
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no, i'm holding out on the geisha routine out of revenge.
lol, gotta get the hat on there in the first place....
and a cowboy and a geisha? we should be selling tickets....
woodsmaneh!
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The only Tim's where you can make 50k a year. The down side is to pitch a tent cost $1000.00 a month, end of the world...
Dizzle Frost
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ill cop a ticket to that LOL but can we just eliminate the cowboy all together? i dress like a thug..but i put a cowboy hat on if i gots to.
Alberta is a nice place..but it is like our Texas....hot women and good steaks!