i love cops.. was just walking me dog and he goes to take a poo on this, what i know is a town cops front yard.. so knowing this, i'm all trying to pull him out of the yard and shit, and i really don't feel like him dumping in sum pigs front yard if i can help it.. so, picture this, dog is all squating, trying to do his thang, and i'm all trying to pull him out of the yard and closer to the street so he can dump there.. now mind you, i have paper towels in my hand to pick up where ever he goes.. i got him all the way to the sidewalk, but he couldn[t hold back anymore.. out of the corner of my eye, i see this cop roll up in his car, stopped in the middle of the street and is watching me.. i play dumb.. but being that i disturbed the dogs thought process by trying to drag him off of the lawn first, he just squated and nada came out but i guess a lil gas.. i was very surprised by this as he usually makes a mess to put it politely.. so, i look at the ground, and notice no poo, then stop the dog and am examining his ass to see if it was stuck on his fur, which is unfortunately is a very common occourence with such a furry critter..\
now, the cop sat within shitting distance, and saw me look at the ground then the dogs ass, and walk away with a napkin in me hands, so he goes to me... you are going to clean that up right?? i'm all dying to come off as a smart ass and say ... how do you wipe up a dogs fart piggy?? but i refrain meself from doing so and say, he didn't go officer, like i'm sitting here explaining my dogs shit to some pig.. i thought the whole thing was kinda ironic personally.. so, the jerk off sits there for a few minutes giving me the evil eye, and i just turn my back on him and keep walking.. like he wasn't sure if i was lying to him about no dogs non shit, and had to make up his mind about it, even though i[m standing there with a napkin in my hand waiting to clean up any non farts that he may shit on cops yards..
my whole thought was, i wonder if i had been in front of my own front yard, and he would have seen the dog in th squat position, would he have cared as much as it was in front of a fellow piggys house?? i highly doubt that would have been the situation, but i guess i'll never know.. maybe i;ll go put him back on his leash and stand in me front yard for an hour to find out.. anyone want to start a poll on the results??