The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[Winter Woman]

Please, come inside, everyone is welcome.

 

[StonedPony]

1. If I miss, I hit your bush.
   It's my job to stuff your box.
   When I come, it's news.
   What Am I?
2. My business is briefs.
   I am a cunning linguist.
   I plead and plead for it.
   What Am I?
3. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
   When I'm not well, I drip.
   When you blow me, you feel good.

 

[DarthD3vl]

Can you hold this, its to heavy for me.

 

[Kodank Moment]

Parking in your asshole...wait.....fucked that up.

 

[see4]

Please, come inside, everyone is welcome.

If only that were true. I'd be on the next flight...

 

[see4]

If I flip a coin, what are my chances at getting head?

 

[IregAt420]

First you feel it...

..then you taste it.

Werthers Original.

 

[woodsmaneh!]

My favorite bird is a swallow (British)

 

[woodsmaneh!]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

That is a Hard One!

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[Winter Woman]

Even machines can have innuendos

 

[Dick Moser]

paper is really just dried out pressed, soggy, wet, wood.......

 

[GanJulia]

with the big fat one i had to lift back the chair a little but this one slides right in



I said this earlier today. about Playstation 3 and PS3 slim.

 

[Dick Moser]

i don't mind the tight fit but i wish it could extend a little longer, my wireless network adapter cord for the xbox 360, it fits snugly in the your entertainment center but i wish i could put it on top for a swifter connection and a more comfortable "download".

 

[bobtokes]

i gave um a right good squeeze, the owners husband was not pleased.........!

 

[Winter Woman]

'Where scoring matters' - Cleveland Golf

 

[DarthD3vl]

you were playing with my floppy, then my hard drive. -computer lingo

 

[april]

true story- fab and crypt d/p'd my inbox and filled it together, yeah for teamwork! Was my first fill, thanks guys!!

 

[PushForKush]

can you help me with this heavy package?

 

[Winter Woman]

My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones - A Midsummers Night's Dream

 

[Winter Woman]

"You can choke up on the shaft', Tiger Woods golf advice