The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[Daath]

Wanna play with my toy?

Wanna lick my frog?

 

[see4]

Taken from Snoop....

What do you call nuts on a wall? .... Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on a chest? .... Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on a chin? .... A dick in yo mouf.

 

[DarthD3vl]

I hit it once, then i gave all my friends a turn - A pinata

 

[Winter Woman]

A Harvey Wallbanger, please. - A adult beverage

 

[Indicator]

Convo earlier today with my old man...
Old man: "what were you doing out there on your knees?"
Me: "sniffing my hole."
Old man: "aww, honey, I would have gladly sniffed your hole for you."
I swear, we can't have a conversation without innuendo... after 26 years of marriage.Was in reference to me checking for smell coming from my grow through the dryer vent.

 

[Carne Seca]

My favorite quote:

Man: "Do you have a little Irish in you?"

Woman: "No"

Man: "Would you like one?"

 

[april]

Pussy. ...

You are one?
Not getting any?

 

[Winter Woman]

'Betcha can't eat just one' - potato chip ad

 

[ledgrowing]

how many licks does it take to get to the center?

 

[DarthD3vl]

its erect, but leans slightly to the left. - leaning tower of pisa

 

[StonedPony]

[video=youtube;6IunrKlr_lc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IunrKlr_lc[/video]

 

[ESR360]

I want to finger your pussy

she looks so soft and cuddly

meow

 

[Winter Woman]

No, that's a straight up question.

@Winter Woman - I want to have sexual intercourse with you.

Was that innuendo?

 

[Winter Woman]

Not exactly an innuendo but...

Text me back, I need my phone to VIBRATE.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

something is Bobbing in my pants,,,Kinnda like a head banger.

 

[Winter Woman]

My favorite tree is the... Honeysuckle

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

I will shuck your honey in my tummy.

 

[bobtokes]

i've got one 12 inches long, but i don't use it as a rule !!!!!!!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

You can always come in my back door.

 

[woodsmaneh!]

Hi my name is Woodcock, but the woman call me TimberPrick