For Real Stoners....

[luckydog82]

A real stoner will go downstairs for something but come back up with something else and then remember why they went downstairs in the first place
And a real stoner stinks of weed the whole time like me

 

[MsBotwin]

Real stoners grow their own.

^^^^
THAT!
And... A real stoner always has a pantry full of tasty treats!

 

[LostReefSponger]

a real stoner knows free weed is the best weed

 

[i<3]

a real stoner knows free weed is the best weed

i wouldnt quite agree on that i get free weed from "friends" at parties... andits worth shit.... (but it all depends on what you fall on )

 

[the hashshasher]

im above a stoner now stoners was when i was a teen i am now a toker but i feel you

haha but the thing under ur name says ur a stoner

edit:haha and mine says im a marijuana toker

 

[LostReefSponger]

i wouldnt quite agree on that i get free weed from "friends" at parties... andits worth shit.... (but it all depends on what you fall on )

you know what i mean haha, beggers cant be choosers!

And a real stoner has stoner senses, gaydar for pot heads

 

[The Coral Reefer]

A real stoner smokes on the job while he is running errands for his boss and misses his exits on I-95 hahha

 

[shmow52]

a real stoner always keeps his shit clean, but will gladly smoke out of a dirty bong any day.

 

[Sr. Verde]

A real stoner has the best connects, and hooks up the town...

But nobody even knows

 

[Richie LxP]

A real stoner finds the skittles before the remote

 

[weedmastatx]

a real stoner have weed crumbs all over the house.. from the various places he twists up at

 

[jimmy jones]

A real stoner keeps extra papers and matches in his wallet,car, and lunchbox. Just in case he forgets his dugout.

 

[guy incognito]

you know what i mean haha, beggers cant be choosers!

And a real stoner has stoner senses, gaydar for pot heads

HAHA I get into this all the time with my gf.

Leaving food establishment...

me: I bet all those people are stoned.
gf: Not EVERYONE smokes weed baby!
me: Yes they do. Especially people at work at (insert nearly ANY establishment with shitty jobs)
gf: You think EVERYONE smokes!

 

[guy incognito]

A real stoner keeps extra papers and matches in his wallet,car, and lunchbox. Just in case he forgets his dugout.

I got a stash a weed and papers and a bowl in my desk at work. I also keep random lighters throughout my life. Always try to have one in pocket, and one in my jacket pocket, and some at work, and a bunch in my car.

 

[Dj1209]

I think this qualifies lol I just cleaned my car and found a little bit over an 8th on the floor and in between seats. Gotta love rug nug blunts.

 

[jimmy jones]

Yeah I got stopped one time and after searching my car the cop comes to me with a handful of shake he found throughout and says " you know I could make this hard on you if I wanted to". Hahaha. He prolly smoked it when I left.

 

[guy incognito]

I think this qualifies lol I just cleaned my car and found a little bit over an 8th on the floor and in between seats. Gotta love rug nug blunts.

bahaha! I always call it carpet weed. rug nug has a nice ring to it though. I'm stealing that.

 

[Smokey21530]

Only A Real Stoner Can Debate With Someone On Nothing For Over An Hour, If Your Not Stoned Youll Give In Less Than 5Min

Example
Stoner: Theres a Lotta Space There Bro Im Tellin You Gotta B Stupid To Think Were The Only Lifeform
Straight dude: Ya Who Cares

 

[Smokey21530]

Another Thing I Always Do Walk Into Kitchen And Just Stare Walk out 2 min Later Walk back 10 mins Later Dammit I forgot My Drink

 

[LostReefSponger]

A real stoner smokes on the job while he is running errands for his boss and misses his exits on I-95 hahha

perfectly goes with another one of mine, a real stoner smokes on the job with their boss, gotta love bosses that are card holders!