For Real Stoners....

luckydog82

luckydog82

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A real stoner will go downstairs for something but come back up with something else and then remember why they went downstairs in the first place
And a real stoner stinks of weed the whole time like me :hump:
 
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LostReefSponger

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i<3 said:
i wouldnt quite agree on that ;) i get free weed from "friends" at parties... andits worth shit.... (but it all depends on what you fall on :P)
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you know what i mean haha, beggers cant be choosers!

And a real stoner has stoner senses, gaydar for pot heads
 
shmow52

shmow52

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a real stoner always keeps his shit clean, but will gladly smoke out of a dirty bong any day.
 
jimmy jones

jimmy jones

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A real stoner keeps extra papers and matches in his wallet,car, and lunchbox. Just in case he forgets his dugout.
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

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LostReefSponger said:
you know what i mean haha, beggers cant be choosers!

And a real stoner has stoner senses, gaydar for pot heads
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HAHA I get into this all the time with my gf.

Leaving food establishment...

me: I bet all those people are stoned.
gf: Not EVERYONE smokes weed baby!
me: Yes they do. Especially people at work at (insert nearly ANY establishment with shitty jobs)
gf: You think EVERYONE smokes!
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

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jimmy jones said:
A real stoner keeps extra papers and matches in his wallet,car, and lunchbox. Just in case he forgets his dugout.
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I got a stash a weed and papers and a bowl in my desk at work. I also keep random lighters throughout my life. Always try to have one in pocket, and one in my jacket pocket, and some at work, and a bunch in my car.
 
Dj1209

Dj1209

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I think this qualifies lol I just cleaned my car and found a little bit over an 8th on the floor and in between seats. Gotta love rug nug blunts.
 
jimmy jones

jimmy jones

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Yeah I got stopped one time and after searching my car the cop comes to me with a handful of shake he found throughout and says " you know I could make this hard on you if I wanted to". Hahaha. He prolly smoked it when I left.
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

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Dj1209 said:
I think this qualifies lol I just cleaned my car and found a little bit over an 8th on the floor and in between seats. Gotta love rug nug blunts.
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bahaha! I always call it carpet weed. rug nug has a nice ring to it though. I'm stealing that.
 
Smokey21530

Smokey21530

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Only A Real Stoner Can Debate With Someone On Nothing For Over An Hour, If Your Not Stoned Youll Give In Less Than 5Min

Example
Stoner: Theres a Lotta Space There Bro Im Tellin You Gotta B Stupid To Think Were The Only Lifeform
Straight dude: Ya Who Cares
 
Smokey21530

Smokey21530

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Another Thing I Always Do Walk Into Kitchen And Just Stare Walk out 2 min Later Walk back 10 mins Later Dammit I forgot My Drink
 
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