Best Joke to Tell High?
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groovedaddy
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Coming from the guy with an avatar of an infant with a joint in his mouth!
WeeGogs
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does the infant look as though he is being raped by a fucking sex beast, thats all it is, yes, a photo. made up with photoshop, no children were hurt in the making of this avatar you fucking cock sucker.
boneheadbob
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If you are an American when you go in the bathroom and you are an American when you come out, what are you while in the bathroom?
Youre a peein
Youre a peein
WeeGogs
Active Member
paddy and mick are on a building site working high up on a scaffolding, mick says god i need a piss, so paddy says ok mick lets push this plank half way out on the edge and i will stand on this end, and you can walk out and stand on the other end and pee off the plank, that way the pee wont land on any of the men below on the scaffold, ok said mick, so he tip toes out to the end of the plank and does a piss, he then gets back off and paddy said you stand on this end mick while i piss off it, ok, as paddy is peeing off the end the dinner time horn blows, so mick jumps off the plank forgetting paddy is on the other end, and paddy falls 18 floors to his death.
two lovely young ladies are having lunch in an office and one says to the other i hate walking past that building site along the road, every time i walk past there is lots of wolf whistling and shouting, thats nothing said the other, i walked past yesterday and one of the men jumped high off the scaffolding with his dick in his hand screaming at the top of his voice and staring right at me.
two lovely young ladies are having lunch in an office and one says to the other i hate walking past that building site along the road, every time i walk past there is lots of wolf whistling and shouting, thats nothing said the other, i walked past yesterday and one of the men jumped high off the scaffolding with his dick in his hand screaming at the top of his voice and staring right at me.
newworldicon
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Love it!!!
newworldicon
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And nobody was hurt in the telling of that other joke you labelled as phedo shit. Watching Mexican gang murders and then thinking you could do that...what a wannabee!!
You are Scottish aren't you....figures!!
WeeGogs
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well keep your kiddy rapist fucking jokes to yourself then you fucking beast fuck.
Dominathan
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Please nobody get offended, but racist jokes are the most funny.
What's the difference between a black person and a bag of shit?
The bag.
Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics?
Because any that can run, jump, or swim are in America.
What do you call 5 white men on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you know a asian guy robbed you?
You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road from the kitchen to the laundry room.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven.
What's the difference between a black person and a bag of shit?
The bag.
Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics?
Because any that can run, jump, or swim are in America.
What do you call 5 white men on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you know a asian guy robbed you?
You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road from the kitchen to the laundry room.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven.
legalizeitcanada
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ieee carumba.......another great thread ruined by bickering.....more jokes...... less fighting....eh!
legalizeitcanada
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what's invisible laying in a ditch......a back guy (cleaned it up as best I could) with the shit kicked outa him........
legalizeitcanada
Well-Known Member
lol...your just askin for it......lol
Why do you duct tape a dead baby?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it!
mellokitty
Moderatrix of Journals
ok.
there's a monkey in a tree, hitting his bong. a chameleon scuttles by, sniffs, and calls up, "hey monkey, d'ya know what that smell is?"
monkey invites him up the tree, they share a toke, the chameleon gets REALLY, REALLY high, as first-timers do.
and then the pasties set in. bad.
so he asks the monkey where the nearest place he can get a drink is. the monkey tells him there's stream 'over there'. chameleon climbs down the tree, finds the stream, starts drinking.
and drinking. an alligator comes by.
still drinking. looks at him quizzically.
still drinking. "thirsty eh? what's up?"
the chameleon tells him, "you follow this path, you'll see a tree. in the tree, there's a monkey. talk to the monkey." and keeps drinking.
alligator wanders down the path. sees the tree. and the monkey.
he calls up to the monkey: "HEY MONKEY!!"
the monkey looks down and says, "doooood, how much water did you DRINK??"
there's a monkey in a tree, hitting his bong. a chameleon scuttles by, sniffs, and calls up, "hey monkey, d'ya know what that smell is?"
monkey invites him up the tree, they share a toke, the chameleon gets REALLY, REALLY high, as first-timers do.
and then the pasties set in. bad.
so he asks the monkey where the nearest place he can get a drink is. the monkey tells him there's stream 'over there'. chameleon climbs down the tree, finds the stream, starts drinking.
and drinking. an alligator comes by.
still drinking. looks at him quizzically.
still drinking. "thirsty eh? what's up?"
the chameleon tells him, "you follow this path, you'll see a tree. in the tree, there's a monkey. talk to the monkey." and keeps drinking.
alligator wanders down the path. sees the tree. and the monkey.
he calls up to the monkey: "HEY MONKEY!!"
the monkey looks down and says, "doooood, how much water did you DRINK??"