Smoking Bud + Wanking At The Same Time!!

stelthy

stelthy

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Ok today I swooped to a new level lol, I have sex on my mind 24/7 and despite a very healthy appetite for 'the good times' with my wife my mind goes into over drive...So with the 'erbal smokey treat added to the equasion I am un-stoppable lol :) anyhow..

LOL

Ah can't belive I am going to tell 'all' this....

I rolled a King L and began my ritual of slowly SPANKING THE MONKEY !!! lol :) When it occured to me I should try n fuck a chair :) ..... Told you!! lol...





I have wooden dining chairs with the virtical struts running down the backs of them.. each strut has like a 2" gap (Width), anyhow.. I put a small drop of washing-up liqiuid on/in-between the wooden rounded struts, turned on some LESBIAN BUKKAKE on my PC and proceeded to fuck the chair... Lol ahhhh ha ha ha ha haa lol...oh man!

Well it didnt end there... I stood in-line with our hall mirror so I could still see the porn, I toked hard on my joint and tugged the chair:) ... I could see the porn..and my 'Money shot' in the same angle on the mirror and it kinda looked like my 'Prize' was going into the movie and doing 'it's' part' :)

I had a mind altering time, and was/am very pleased with my latest idea,.. its great cos I ain't cheating.. I am kinda like a Nitrous Charged Sex Addict that need's to feed his habit and finally chill-out after!

So when the house is quiet, I can get a high as heck! and quench my over-clocked sex drive, no harm done! :)

I may tell my wife about the chair fucking...she'll find it funny. I'll just leave out the getting high at the same time bit :)



I just wondered how many others of y'all out there have done simerillar 'random-act's' of Devil-ish Behaviour and under the influence of our 'Smelly Green Friend' :) ??? Its totally true that Bud makes you horny etc.. but I have found its only really certain strains that activate the hormoans in that way, I am still trying to figure out whether its Indica or Sativa that is responsible for creating my fateful ways..

Once I have this sussed I will have ultimate control on my life...I can choose a strain to use to chill out, I can choose a different strain etc if I wanna get up to my dirty tricks :) ( Horny).. I can choose a different strain to eat, sleep, get chatty, mong out etc etc, you see what I am getting at :) :) :)

Its like that guy Seth Rogan from Zack n Miri Make A Porno said : "You give a guy anything and he'll figure out a way to fuck it" lol !!!


Anyway thats another angle into my life, I have a very open mind so I dont mind sharing stuff like this. But as I said .....

I wonder how many of y'all have simerlar stories ??? :) - STELTHY :leaf:
 
Serapis

Serapis

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Video or it never happened.... ;)

stelthy said:
Hi I dont remember how I got into this but I remember getting a hit so hard from my joint I passed out, I would skin up in my room when the whole house was quiet, I'd flick through some big titty,big nipple porn on my player, Then toke and hold it in..... then slowly wank :) on every exhale my dude meat would pulse and I'd take another hit, I would cane a whole king L just getting horny to seriousley fit, dirty whores........ :) , and when I felt ready to come I'd take my final hit hold it in and wait till I had finished cumming then keep it in for a moment longer and exhale..............this is the most wasted/stoned I have ever been from smoking 'MARY' I surgest you try it even if you dont comment.........its a risky topic.... pot does improve sex....so try this ....girls too IT'S FUCKING MAGIC !!!! and you'll remain horny all day/night LETS HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS :fire: - STELTHY
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stelthy

stelthy

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Serapis said:
Video or it never happened.... ;)
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Hmm I think I would be dum to post a video on-line ......It could haunt me for life :( lol and I think FDD2BLK amoung others would have something to say about that. So no video.. But trust me this is an average day in the life for me :) lol - STELTHY :leaf:
 
stelthy

stelthy

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WARNING !!! Dont do this !!! ....I will NEVER do this again !!!! 2 Days later and my tool looks like it has sunburn a layer of skin is coming off n it F-ing hurts :( my piece looks like its a poorly made plastic toy.

Well thats what happens when you/I do something stupid like the above ^^^^^^^ I just hope it goes back to normal soon! Guess I'll be waring baggy pants for the next week :( I'll feel like Mc Hammer but rhyming with 'edit' - 'Dont touch this !!!' lol ah man well Lesson Learned - STELTHY :leaf:
 
Serapis

Serapis

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Keep your mind off of sex for a few days....

Just think, next time the in-laws are over for a Holiday meal, you can seat "Mom" in that chair. lol....
 
kush fario

kush fario

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hahahahahahahah fuckin great thread man and uno what i might just try this sometime but im pretty sure ima keep it to myself
 
Zaehet Strife

Zaehet Strife

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i personally think it was a good attempt at getting your girlfriend to smoke weed! nice go man i should have thought of that one! hehehe!
 
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new grower uk

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dont get too high and fall sleep and have your mum walk in with some porn playing, ash over your chest and your now deflated cock in your hand and spunk soaking the ash on your chest
 
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Hardwire

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Amen bro. Seriously I smoke just before I jack it every time I can. It's just... better...

A+ post and i'll be sure to try it. Assuming I can time it right with finishing my spliff.
 
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weed4cash

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It's hard to argue this guys case when there are 3000 hits on this thread. Inappropriate? Well, just ask the 3000 people coming in. **please don't make a joke out of that**
 
stelthy

stelthy

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closeoneeye said:
I think you need to find yourself a girlfriend mate.
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I have a Wife man :) shes great, but shes only here 12 hours a day :) !!! Man needs some extra relief, he needs to improvise :) lol trust me I have a couple of other equally ridiculous true stories, that I will prob. add in a day or so - STELTHY :leaf:
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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To me, ganja is the ULTIMATE aphrodisiac.

I did once or twice fulfil the fantasy of my beloved, to smoke A joint whilst receiving ... Um... Being attended to downstairs. He seemed to think it was fucking amazing.

And you guys, don't try and say you've never had or thought about having a stonerwank X3
 
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