rogerbazookatone
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i just feel the love all around me
The UK Growers Thread!
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i just feel the love all around me
dr green dre
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its all good bro as i started out with a 250hps( heavy fucker it was ) and look at me now !! I hear you bout the chopps but there over me regular for the last 8mnnths its been worse, plus all the electric people plodding about you'll get use to it trust me . Always have a your exhuast on if your woried as the only thing that would blow your small op would be smell not heat. Carbon filters a must... Get stuck in and post up some of ya shit, holla the me if you feel i might be able to help you.
DGD
edit: upgrade ya light as soon as you can.. you'll be amazed at the nugs..
Don Gin and Ton
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i was talkin to my pal the other day and i reckon if the charvers had any nous about them they'd go buy a digital cam corder with FLIR and start robbing fuckers left right n centre. cams are about 600 bar. money made back first crop, i mean stick up....
Garybhoy11
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day 8 with G13 Labs - Blueberry Gum - From Attitude.
using a 125w dual spectrum cfl above and 3 100w 2700k cfls as side lighting currently on 18/6 lighting. i will be adding extra lights during flowering.
this will be only my 2nd grow that has been female as i bought fem seeds this time because my last 2 grows have been male and as i only have space to grow 1 plant at a time its a pain in the arse having to start again everytime i get a male.
what u all think?
using a 125w dual spectrum cfl above and 3 100w 2700k cfls as side lighting currently on 18/6 lighting. i will be adding extra lights during flowering.
this will be only my 2nd grow that has been female as i bought fem seeds this time because my last 2 grows have been male and as i only have space to grow 1 plant at a time its a pain in the arse having to start again everytime i get a male.
what u all think?
rogerbazookatone
Member
Get stuck in and post up some of ya shit, holla the me if you feel i might be able to help you.
DGD
edit: upgrade ya light as soon as you can.. you'll be amazed at the nugs..
well u got to start somewhere and yea the filter is on 24h/7, but for now i need to stick to 250w cuz my general livin area is kinda small 
so to upgrade the lights i would have to move, but all in time...all good things come to those who wait
dura72
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if u do get caught all u do is stick ur hands up, keep ur head down for a bit and plan a little more deviously......ive only been up to plead at this point(not guilty at this stage coz the cunts are throwin 4 separate drug charges at me along with drunk and dangerous drivin and attempting to pervert the course of justice) . ive absoulutely nuthin on the go at this moment but the plans are more or less laid and im just waiting on the correct moment....they can all go and fuck themselves, NO CUNT WILL EVER STOP ME, the best they can do is interrupt me for a spell. fuckin shit bag politicians are either too scared to alienate middle class voters or are happy to take back handers from pharmacutical/alcohol companies that dont want us producing our own pain relief or personal untaxed fun. THEY CAN SUCK MA FAT SCOTTISH BELL END!
Garybhoy11
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Garybhoy11
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
dura72
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One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says "It's nice and sunny, why not go for a swim? We're both men of God, so we shouldn't be ashamed of our nudity."
The rabbi agrees, so they strip and dive in. After a while, they decide to get out again, but just as they stroll across the grass to their clothes, a group of school children passes by, including several ones from both the priest's and the rabbi's congregation. Quickly, the priest covers his genitals with his hands. The rabbi, however, covers his face.
Out of the corner of his mouth, the priest mumbles "Why are you covering your face, brother?"
The rabbi replies "Because the children in my community recognise my face, not my cock."
The rabbi agrees, so they strip and dive in. After a while, they decide to get out again, but just as they stroll across the grass to their clothes, a group of school children passes by, including several ones from both the priest's and the rabbi's congregation. Quickly, the priest covers his genitals with his hands. The rabbi, however, covers his face.
Out of the corner of his mouth, the priest mumbles "Why are you covering your face, brother?"
The rabbi replies "Because the children in my community recognise my face, not my cock."
Garybhoy11
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What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
Garybhoy11
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Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left... The phone rings at Billy Bob's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left... The phone rings at Billy Bob's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy
Garybhoy11
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wouldnt mind her cheering on my team
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Garybhoy11
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Be very proud to be British Because:
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
8 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
And finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
8 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
And finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Garybhoy11
Well-Known Member
Two Irish couples agree to swap partners for the night. . .
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on
dr green dre
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View attachment 1550145Some randoms for the garden ... there should be a ' Stand Up Thread' for all the comedians on RIU
dr green dre
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Pic 1 is my my other cheese -Unknown breeder/ cross
Pic 2 is the Blue cheese - cutt off a mate
Pics are taken with my i ipod touch and headlight Lent cam out .....long story but you get the jist of whats there ,some off my fattest colas of cheese yet..
Pic 2 is the Blue cheese - cutt off a mate
Pics are taken with my i ipod touch and headlight
Lent cam out .....long story but you get the jist of whats there ,some off my fattest colas of cheese yet..