The UK Growers Thread!

[tip top toker]

Hahahaha, sounds like me whenever i get a phone call to let me know that a potential tennant will be phoneing me. Phone turns off pronto! Fuck flat sharing.

 

[Ontheball]

shit think i just busted a mail but im unsure dunno what todo with the plant now eeek.

 

[tip top toker]

Sneak out and leave it under the windscreen wiper of a police car leave a note saying that all the money you own is worhtless so you'll being paying your taxes like our ancestors did, with produce, of intrinsic value.

 

[Ontheball]

ah shit i cant get a pic close enough on my camera i can but im too shakey fuck sake ! im almost certain its a male but being first grow im not 100% but im gonna play it save , its out the cab atm , how should i dispose of it ?

 

[sambo020482]

doing a 64 plant grow at moment in uk.. mixed seeds armaggedon x sirrus critical plus moby hash dready cheese ,kalishnkovs,power kush,lady purples ,arjan no#1 maxi gom,quasar,red dwarf,panama,and a few others...

good to have a new face in the thread you aint fucking around either hay with 64plants lol all different strains lol fucking el m8 thats gonna be some work especially as they are in soil too aint they?

 

[tip top toker]

CHop it up and dump it in a random hedgerow Personally every bit of soil coco rootmass stalks etc i've had since i started growing, well they're all still here haha, Hopefully it's all dry enough that i don't fund myself with an attic full of silage in a year or so's time haha.

With males, they start off looking "is it isn't it" and then bam, it is as clear as night and day, hermies on the other hand can sneak up and rape ya before you know what's going on.

 

[Ontheball]

well i check them morning and night since ive flipped them to 12/12 first 3 days i didnt see any sex signs , checked them this morning and what i thought was new growth is possible sac's ? im trying to look on the brighter side of more cab more but it was one of my better plants too really dont want to kill it lol ! argh lame !

 

[tip top toker]

First time i encountered a male it started off looking like this

A week later and 5 more got chopped down. A few weeks later and all the rest were chopped for herming. Fuck bagseed!

 

[Ontheball]

hopefully this works.

 

[tip top toker]

Ball sacks ahoy!

 

[Ontheball]

someone just got neutered.

 

[mantiszn]

and they say pot makes you lazy... bah

Epic aint it get up about lunch time go sleep about the time im ment to get up ! im self employed but fucked my van and equipment so cant work its kinda been since xmas hahahahaha it is nice being a bum ! until the other day that is in my lazy boy thuggy joint going on nailing some head shots on cod and the mrs walks in all happy and smiley 0_o She like "ive got you a job !" yeah yeah my heart sank lol bad times so now i gotta go work a shitty job so i can get back to my real job that i cant even be arsed with if only capitalism was never invented.

 

[dura72]

That fly-past was ok.

Not the first time that a Lancaster bomber and two Spitfires flew over a house full of Germans...

 

[Ontheball]

and they say pot makes you lazy... bah

it doesnt make you lazy its just makes you realise the things that were important when ur were sober are actually not that important ! lol

Hoping i busted that male in time , u guys think ill be ok ? dont want a herm farm lol just gonna stay on top of it got 8 plants left now hoping i only get one or two more. althought 0 would be better

 

[dura72]

I love watching my big fat gypsy wedding on tv. Its a show about a community of weird inbred people, with ridiculous customs that don't pay taxes, going mad and spending an over the top amount of money on celebrating occasions.

remind you of anything does it????

 

[dura72]

We're having a wedding, you're paying. You're not invited. Now run along and organise a street party in our honour. There's a good peasant.

 

[tip top toker]

Should be fine. Unless any of the ablls look like this then you got it in time

That';s a hermie ball that fluffed the whole plant thanks to lovely air circulation. The weird shriveled thingy about an inch below my finger. You can see big splotches on polen on the leaves

 

[Ontheball]

i was waiting for a big terroristy fiery explosion, no such luck lol.

 

[Ontheball]

ttt that mofo is riddled , went away on holiday or sumfin ? lol

 

[tip top toker]

So the day has passed, nothing has changed and the country is outta a good bit of money. I wonder how much of the millions and millions the government has made back from tourism for the wedding and not just tourists who happened to be here anyways. I'd be willing to bet the police and military wages for the weeks leading upto the event far surpassed any tourist income. Work certainly experienced no increase in profits as a result of tourism, quite the opposit, the government flooded us with bank holidays and as a result noone came into work tio buy anything so i wasn't asked to work and i lost lots of money as a result. Wicked plan! Thanks government!