Best Way to Poison Weed

doc111

Well-Known Member
It's a syrup that induces a violent vomiting episode.

Idk how it helps the op, if the dude is going to combust it I guess it won't work.
You have to ingest it orally. I doubt it would work by dipping the buds in it and then smoking it, and honestly, I don't want to find out.:spew:
 
I think what the OP was saying was - he was gonna give the dude some buds for watching his shit, but he suspects the guy will smoke all the bud he is supposed to be babysitting, and just say someone stole it.

Nomatter what you were trying to say OP, you are a fucktard! If you dont trust the guy, why does he know you grow??? I wouldnt even tell my close family that I grew. Nothing good ever comes out of telling someone that you grow, they just get jealous, ask for free weed or a super great deal, or they will call the cops if they ever get mad at you!

What do you expect the guy to say after he gets sick from smoking your laced weed? "oh I deserved that man, thanks for teaching me a lesson, Im sorry for smoking your bud..." lol no, hes gonna call the fuckin cops. I cant believe you are on a public forum asking how to fuckin poison someone! Jesus Christ boy, get some sense....
 

Devildog93

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Why the fuck does this "scumbag" even know you grow ? Second, why would you even consider this if this dude is as bad as you say ?

If he knows, then I would assume that someone more trusted knows as well. Ask them to do it.

I smell a troll thread.
 

jimmy jones

Active Member
God damn what the fuck is wrong with people. If you don't trust the cat he shouldn't know shit. You will be the third person I've said this to in two days, you sir give potheads a bad name. Fucking moron.
 

Burning

New Member
why are you even giving him weed?
He is doing you the favor of watching your shit and your going to make payment with poisoned bud?

You are making assumptions and punishing someone for something your predicting.

On top of that this doesnt even make sense. if your paying him 10g to watch your plants, He should be able to smoke it as fast as he wants. Then why would you want someone you cannot trust to watch your shit in the first place. Do you parade around your work telling everyone you grow?
No. He asked if I would let him take care of my plants (I know he would pick a substantial amount). I said no (because I know he's a scummy scumbag) instead I'm giving him uncured (poisoned) bud and telling him how to cure it, and that in return for doing this for me I will give him 2 grams (of good bud, assuming he doesn't smoke the shit I give him and claim he got robbed). The bud I'm giving him to cure is ostensibly strictly for him to cure and return to me, but I know it won't play out like that so in essence I'd be making him sick for stealing from me. Eye for an eye.

you are a fucking walking, talking cunt.
fuck you, you fucking child.
go slap your mom and tell her she did a poor job rasing you.:finger:
That's a pretty inappropriate PM tinyTURTLE.


Moving on to other posts.
 

Burning

New Member
yeah OP's kinda retarded for kickin it with sketchballs at work. "Oh hey Bob (who i neither trust nor like) did you know I grow marijuana?" WTF dude? "Oh and Bob since you're up in my business now & I don't trust you inherently, I would now like to poison you cuz i feel stupid for lettin you know my business." awesome!
He was at my house smoking (I live right next to my place of employment, and my beer pong room / garage is everyone's hangout spot) and I sent him in to get me a beer not realizing that my brother / roommate was watering my plants.
 

ChubbySoap

Well-Known Member
what the hell, man? Do you think you're god or something?
weed is NOT a vehicle to carry out revenge for some perceived injustice that hasn't even actually happened yet.

it doesn't work like that at all....i'm surprised you even still have an account here, just for the mere idea.
sickening....
 

Burning

New Member
Now after i read a bit more I am starting to assume he is giving him 10 grams to sell.
That he would just smoke it instead of selling it and eventually it ends with no money to the OP and a excuse of "I've got robbed"

Now if that is the case, I am sure your business can wait til you get back. If your only going to move 10'g when your away, I am sure you can spare the 80 bucks.

But any whoo's I am just speculating. The OP doesn't make sense anyways.
Giving him 10 grams to cure while I'm on vacation, then return to me when I get home 10 days later, and in return I would be giving him 2 grams as payment for curing the weed. That amount is nothing to me, and well worth the sacrifice of making him hug a toilet for a week. My intent isn't to do any permanent damage, just make him sick.
 

ChubbySoap

Well-Known Member
you wanna poison a sandwich or some beer then fine....i'll help

but the buds? You've crossed a line with that one.
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
He's not stealing form you./ You gave him a bunch of bud on the assumption that he will give it back. Unless you wanna draw up some contracts or video proof, you're literally someone poisoning someone else. If i was him and you'd said don't smoke it and i smoked it anyways, well fuck, that's my legal right. You however don't have the legal right to poison someone. My lawyer would have you arrested faster than you could try and formulate some bullshit story, which judging by what we've read here, would be well, bullshit and you'd be laughed off to jail haha.

But hey, poisoning people is fine right. I especially like how smoking some weed and poisoning someone count as eye for an eye. More like hey, you poked my eye out, so i will not chop your legs arms nose ears and willy off. Now we're even.

If you do it and he get's ill, you'll either end up in prison for poisoning someone etc, or you'll end up with the police raiding your house on a drug tip off :D i say go for it :)
 

Burning

New Member
Why the fuck does this "scumbag" even know you grow ? Second, why would you even consider this if this dude is as bad as you say ?

If he knows, then I would assume that someone more trusted knows as well. Ask them to do it.

I smell a troll thread.
On the surface he doesn't present himself as a scumbag, it's things I've heard from other people about him combined with him asking multiple times if I'd like him to take care of my plants while I'm away (hell naw) that leads me to believe he would be less than honest when presented with an opportunity to be a scumbag.
 

Burning

New Member
what the hell, man? Do you think you're god or something?
weed is NOT a vehicle to carry out revenge for some perceived injustice that hasn't even actually happened yet.

it doesn't work like that at all....i'm surprised you even still have an account here, just for the mere idea.
sickening....
He would be bringing it upon himself though. If he carries himself through the 10 days of curing with integrity, in return he will get 2 grams of good bud, if he acts as expected he will throw up. What's the big deal about making someone throw up? I ralph at least 3 days a week after 20+ shots, it's not so bad.
 

BBYY

Well-Known Member
Giving him 10 grams to cure while I'm on vacation, then return to me when I get home 10 days later, and in return I would be giving him 2 grams as payment for curing the weed. That amount is nothing to me, and well worth the sacrifice of making him hug a toilet for a week. My intent isn't to do any permanent damage, just make him sick.

Dont do it!

Its now premeditated!
Every one run! :lol:
 

Burning

New Member
He's not stealing form you./ You gave him a bunch of bud on the assumption that he will give it back. Unless you wanna draw up some contracts or video proof, you're literally someone poisoning someone else. If i was him and you'd said don't smoke it and i smoked it anyways, well fuck, that's my legal right. You however don't have the legal right to poison someone. My lawyer would have you arrested faster than you could try and formulate some bullshit story, which judging by what we've read here, would be well, bullshit and you'd be laughed off to jail haha.

But hey, poisoning people is fine right. I especially like how smoking some weed and poisoning someone count as eye for an eye. More like hey, you poked my eye out, so i will not chop your legs arms nose ears and willy off. Now we're even.

If you do it and he get's ill, you'll either end up in prison for poisoning someone etc, or you'll end up with the police raiding your house on a drug tip off :D i say go for it :)
I'm making someone puke for stealing from me, not cutting their dick off on a whim, let's keep this in perspective.
 

secretweapon

Active Member
He was at my house smoking (I live right next to my place of employment, and my beer pong room / garage is everyone's hangout spot) and I sent him in to get me a beer not realizing that my brother / roommate was watering my plants.
Dude... that was dumb.

What would be even more stupid would be fucking with the guy WHO KNOWS YOU GROW MARIJUANA PLANTS.
 
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