I Once.

[Erniedytn]

i he was scrubbing the damn things in the toilet then drying then under the hand dryer. silly kids.

I once

 

[Garden Knowm]

I once went to the movies with someone when I was 19 on a date. We started making out, and I rubbed my hand up and down his leg, pretty hard I guess.
Next thing you know hes coming in his pants. I mean this was a huge load too. His whole pant leg from mid thigh up was wet. He went to the bathroom and he came back about 30 minutes later...I thought he left me.
To this day he still considers that his most embarrassing moment.

what are you doing this friday?

wanna see a double feature?

iloveyou

 

[nowstopwhining]

Hahahaha HAHAHAAHHA

 

[blonddie07]

i once smoked a 640hp viper on the freeway. It was a happy day for me and my supra.

 

[valuablevariable]

i once tied a worm to a tree and tortured it, i was pretty young

 

[purplehaze2]

I once got bit by a himalayan musk rat.and a jamican centipede

 

[storm22]

i once saw a little birdie on the road and i went to shoo it off and when it jumped up it got squished by a 18 wheeler in the radiator.....i cried

 

[smokinjs]

i once gave this ugly chick a diry sanchez. and didnt feel bad about it.

 

[Erniedytn]

^^^WTF is that pic supposed to be?^^^

 

[Rocky Mountain High]

I once shit my pants at work, on Monday of this week actually. Pretty fuckin embarrassing for a 36 year old man. I got caught between squeezing cheecks and walking to the bathroom, one or the other. I decided to make a run for the bathroom and filled my fruit of the loom with poo. Yuck.

 

[valuablevariable]

i once made a fishing pole, using a stick, some necklace string, a cut and bent safety pin as a hook and a piece of hotdog as bait and caught a nice fish with it in the first 5 minutes

 

[smokingbot]

I once had a friend who me and a couple other friends got drunk with in a movie theater. Friend one ended up standing up during the movie and lacing about 4 rows with urine. Hope it's not your theater.. better watch out

 

[bongspit]

I once fucked my girlfriend and her mother the same night...not at the same time though...my girlfriend never spoke to me again...

 

[Lacy]

I once got gang-raped one year from April til the beginning of November

 

[kokorunsmajor]

I once fucked my aunt...not very proud but hey just throwing it outthere..*we were both stoned*

 

[nowstopwhining]

I once got gang-raped one year from April til the beginning of November

What...huh????? no way.

Am I interpreting this wrong?

 

[Erniedytn]

What...huh????? no way.

Am I interpreting this wrong?

x2.........

 

[danieljk91]

YEAH WTF thats some serious shit.

 

[jamiemichelle]

I once fucked my aunt...not very proud but hey just throwing it outthere..*we were both stoned*

Once when I was 15 I walked in my moms room early in the moring and she was laying naked in bed with her nephew...
She swears nothing happened and they just passed out drunk... but naked? Come on. They def fucked. MY Mom is a Ho faSHO.
(She didnt raise me, so dont think Im a mean bitch...shes just another person on earth to me.)

 

[bongspit]

I once got gang-raped one year from April til the beginning of November

no sh*t???????????