Does Size Matter?

crashbog127

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Does Size Really Matter? What do you think??
[video=youtube;DIrSmk59iZ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrSmk59iZ0[/video]
 
lol I guess crashbog saw the same story on CNN.com that I did a couple days ago. It's almost verbatim from that.
 
While I don't need a guy who requires his own handcart to transport his meat, I do believe you need to bring an adult sized toy to an adult party. I've had guys no bigger than my middle finger. Seriously.
 
This looks like a "I have a small penis, and I need an ego boost" thread...............

Or, your 35 years old and still curious?

To contribute: You dont have to have a big penis. If you can 'work it' and you have a little stamina..you should do fine. Tongue skill helps too.
 
Nerves only go 3 inches deep...so make sure you have girth and at least 4 inches and 30 minutes of your time and no woman will complain. If she does she's a slutty bitch with a gaping vag.



EDIT: You need to know what your doing and remember foreplay is crucial.

:blsmoke:
 
Nerves only go 3 inches deep...so make sure you have girth and at least 4 inches and 30 minutes of your time and no woman will complain. If she does

EDIT: You need to know what your doing and remember foreplay is crucial.

:blsmoke:
she's a slutty bitch with a gaping vag.
lmao at gaping vag
and yea foreplay is key
 
Well.. The average penis size in the United States in 3-5 inches long, the average womans vaginal canal world wide is 3 inches deep, of course that can change depending on how aroused she is. So in reality, no size doesn't rally matter, but if your a baller like me you make sure that shit gets adjusted :joint:

Just a lil` fun fact for you guys.
 
Well.. The average penis size in the United States in 3-5 inches long, the average womans vaginal canal world wide is 3 inches deep, of course that can change depending on how aroused she is. So in reality, no size doesn't rally matter, but if your a baller like me you make sure that shit gets adjusted :joint:

Just a lil` fun fact for you guys.
lol.. a baller like you gets it adjusted??
 
Does size matter? Only to a point. I'm like goldilocks I like em just right.
At some point it really is a lot of work.
 
I know, right? And when they whip it out, you can't be like,"Sorry, no." Because that would make them ask why, and then you'd either have to lie or give them a lifelong complex, so you go ahead anyway and think of what you need to buy at the grocery store and you ooh and ahh in all the appropriate places. Afterwards, he asks, "Did I hurt you?" Well yes, getting your labia prodded with an embroidery needle does cause discomfort.....
middle finger...
damn... lmao micro penis ... that sucks
 
Does size matter? Only to a point. I'm like goldilocks I like em just right.
At some point it really is a lot of work.
this is true unless my wife is really into it i have to put in extra work to make the magic happen not bragging but sometimes it is a burden
 
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