Does Size Matter?

Stoney McFried said:
My sexual autobiography would make anyone laugh. Still need a title...Gypsies, Tramps, and Micropenises? Or how about Adventures In Low Self Esteem? Stoney McFried, Mother Theresa of the Mercy Fuck?
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I would read this book.

mine isn't a hog leg but it makes my wife gag when she sucks it so thats cool :)
 
for the girls yep it does..LOL tell tell you one thing i know for sure.. its all good when you get past the worn out part...LOL
 
it dont matter if you've got a big un or a little one,
but if you've got a big un you don't have to do as much work :mrgreen:
 
It must be harder (no pun intended) on a brother , expecting him to carry more prime beef than an Angelo. Can you imagine the esteem issues a small black man would have?
 
Does size matter? Absolutely. Length can be sacrificed for width but not too much. I've had good sex with smaller guys but the bigger guys always top it. If you got nothing to work with there's not much you can do :lol:
 
I have always been a little leery of guys with horse penises....I mean, if you do them enough, won't it be hard to get satisfied by a smaller one? Is it necessary to have a sunroof in your uterus? I mean, yeah, I gave birth to two kids, but there were certain hormones involved there that made that possible, and it's not like I didn't rip so badly that peeing made me weep. And with the second kid, I was lucky enough to have drugs. My vagina has always been quicker to recognize pain than pleasure, and I don't think that playing Mike Tyson's Punch out with my cervix would be a good time. That being said, I don't want to have to cross my legs when he's in me just so he can touch the sides. My mom said her ex was like an Aquanet Hairspray can, lid and all. I told her, "If a guy whipped something like that out on me, I'd throw my purse at him and run for the car!"
Winter Woman said:
I have a gf whom says that if she wants to feel like she's been porked by King Kong. So, I'd say she'd agree with you.
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