Does Size Matter?

[robert 14617]

My sexual autobiography would make anyone laugh. Still need a title...Gypsies, Tramps, and Micropenises? Or how about Adventures In Low Self Esteem? Stoney McFried, Mother Theresa of the Mercy Fuck?

thats why we love you so much stoney

 

[Stoney McFried]

I love you too, baby. Mercy fuck.

thats why we love you so much stoney

 

[tet1953]

Mercy me. LOL

 

[Stoney McFried]

If I mercy enough of ya, maybe I'll get canonized.

Mercy me. LOL

 

[robert 14617]

Mercy me. LOL

buy me dinner and we can talk about it

 

[mora]

My sexual autobiography would make anyone laugh. Still need a title...Gypsies, Tramps, and Micropenises? Or how about Adventures In Low Self Esteem? Stoney McFried, Mother Theresa of the Mercy Fuck?

I would read this book.

mine isn't a hog leg but it makes my wife gag when she sucks it so thats cool

 

[Stoney McFried]

Nothing like a little barf on your pee pee, lol.

I would read this book.

mine isn't a hog leg but it makes my wife gag when she sucks it so thats cool

 

[robert 14617]

nothing says lets do it like corn and string beans tossed in your lap

 

[mygirls]

for the girls yep it does..LOL tell tell you one thing i know for sure.. its all good when you get past the worn out part...LOL

 

[Angry Pollock]

only if she asks, 'is it in yet"?

 

[Stoney McFried]

After you have kids, it's all "worn out part".

for the girls yep it does..LOL tell tell you one thing i know for sure.. its all good when you get past the worn out part...LOL

 

[bobtokes]

it dont matter if you've got a big un or a little one,
but if you've got a big un you don't have to do as much work

 

[Winter Woman]

Don't lie to yourself - it matters.

Edit: If you love someone you overlook their 'short' comings.

 

[patlpp]

It must be harder (no pun intended) on a brother , expecting him to carry more prime beef than an Angelo. Can you imagine the esteem issues a small black man would have?

 

[bobtokes]

just trying to make the lad feel better, i've never broken into a sweat while making love

 

[Winter Woman]

It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.

 

[GanJulia]

Does size matter? Absolutely. Length can be sacrificed for width but not too much. I've had good sex with smaller guys but the bigger guys always top it. If you got nothing to work with there's not much you can do

 

[Winter Woman]

I have a gf whom says that she wants to feel like she's been porked by King Kong. So, I'd say she'd agree with you.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I have always been a little leery of guys with horse penises....I mean, if you do them enough, won't it be hard to get satisfied by a smaller one? Is it necessary to have a sunroof in your uterus? I mean, yeah, I gave birth to two kids, but there were certain hormones involved there that made that possible, and it's not like I didn't rip so badly that peeing made me weep. And with the second kid, I was lucky enough to have drugs. My vagina has always been quicker to recognize pain than pleasure, and I don't think that playing Mike Tyson's Punch out with my cervix would be a good time. That being said, I don't want to have to cross my legs when he's in me just so he can touch the sides. My mom said her ex was like an Aquanet Hairspray can, lid and all. I told her, "If a guy whipped something like that out on me, I'd throw my purse at him and run for the car!"

I have a gf whom says that if she wants to feel like she's been porked by King Kong. So, I'd say she'd agree with you.

 

[UncleBuck]

you ladies are making me feel very insecure.