Would ya listen to that sh*t!? WTH?
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undertheice
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just replace each "classified" with "zombie(s)" and it all begins to make more sense, at least as much sense as we have come to expect from our government.
budlover13
King Tut
This shit is crazy! i understand the need for security and some classified information but the whole damn thing was "classified" except for enough to say "If you don't vote on this issue you know nothing about and give us all the power it's going to be really BAAAAAD! So just let us have the money and power to take care of you. Trust us."
BULLSHIT!!!!
BULLSHIT!!!!
undertheice
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does "we have to pass this in order to find out what's in it" ring any bells?
undertheice
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nope, didn't notice the little onion logo at the bottom. it just seems so incredibly true to the workings of our government, unlike most of the onion's other offerings, that it's an easy mistake to make. so much like the abortion that is obamacare, it is a bit too plausible that our unresponsive representatives would vote for just about anything, sight unseen, for the chance to inflict more control over their constituents.
UncleBuck
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which secret agents made you privy to their nefarious kabal? or is this something you are planning yourself along with fellow citizens who don hats made of aluminum foil?
in any case, better stockpile some more MREs for the compound
UncleBuck
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you got duped and so did budlover.
then you went off in a hissy fit about it before even verifying its veracity.
but of course, you and your purple prose know what's best for us
UncleBuck
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i'm just gonna go ahead and quote this so you don't try to edit your silliness out of history.
just GRAND.
undertheice
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hissy fit? purple prose? duped? you do so love to exaggerate the foibles of your opposition. yes, i'm as prone to error as any other human. no, i never claimed to know what is best for everyone. i claim only to know what is best for myself. unlike the cowardly statists, who can't even decide for themselves the most basic rules of conduct without big brother leading them by the hand. also unlike the oh so compassionate left, i can laugh at myself when i've blundered. perhaps you should look through your own past posts for those numerous and painfully obvious bits of ignorance you've spread across the boards as gospel truth.you got duped and so did budlover.
then you went off in a hissy fit about it before even verifying its veracity.
but of course, you and your purple prose know what's best for us
budlover13
King Tut
No different than your Turtle Fucking thread UB. Sucks don't it?
Who's duped now?
Who's duped now?
budlover13
King Tut
Look, i went to scan the politics forum and saw the other thread. One quick thread later and here we are. If UB can spread lies, why can't we all?
UncleBuck
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actually, it is a lot different.
i started that thread to get to the bottom of the ron paul turtle fucking rumor. i was looking for truth.
you, on the other hand, made this thread thinking that a satirical onion video was honest to god truth.
kinda makes me question even more of your conclusions.
budlover13
King Tut
Ha! YOU, looking for truth? LOL! You are the epitome of ignorance.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
you're not laughing at yourself here. you're just using your mistake to launch a tirade against "statists" and "the left".
this is funny as hell.
who mistakes an onion satire piece for actual congressional proceedings and muses about it without checking to see if what they just saw was even real?
budlover13
King Tut
And to CLAIM to be looking for truth points you out as the typical type of spin-meister that we are fighting in our goverment today.