Drug test......which route to take?

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abudtokr

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This is easy!! I smoked on my way to the clinic HAHAHA! No but I did smoking when I got up. Anyway I got my son to piss in a cup. I put it in a bottle and keep it under my nut sack for the right temp. and walked in and passed!!!!! I studied hard for it to!
 
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a dog named chico

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so here is an update folks....

First i want to thank everyone for their opinions, but like the song says...in the end it didn't matter
I got a call on Wednesday saying my grand father was having heart problems and needed to go to the hospital...my heart sank. My hero was dying....so i couldn't resist a bowl of black widow....the next day they called me in to drop. despite what i said about the 'ready clean' drinks i bought one in desperation (and a home drug test) the day of i drank the 'ready clean' and fallowed the directions...by the time i left the house i my piss was as clear as water, i took the at home test and failed miserably....my last effort at this point is that the company is MI based, so maybe there is an off chance they support MJ patients...
 
mrnap101

mrnap101

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hey man im willing to help you. ive done the detox only once and failed it so i wouldnt suggest it however the synthetic stuff is perfect! here it comes in a box and has a Velcro belt that u wear underneath all your clothes it also has a small heat pad to keep the urine at a cretin temp and a cord u can pull out of your pants like it was your own lol there between 50-60 bucks but u dont have to quit smoking or drink gallons of water to pass it. mrnap101@yahoo.com we might be able to work something out if u cant find it where u live?
 
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a dog named chico

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mrnap101 said:
hey man im willing to help you. ive done the detox only once and failed it so i wouldnt suggest it however the synthetic stuff is perfect! here it comes in a box and has a Velcro belt that u wear underneath all your clothes it also has a small heat pad to keep the urine at a cretin temp and a cord u can pull out of your pants like it was your own lol there between 50-60 bucks but u dont have to quit smoking or drink gallons of water to pass it. mrnap101@yahoo.com we might be able to work something out if u cant find it where u live?
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thanks but i already took the test...maybe next interview..however i have heard that if the sample looks too good (much like synthetic does) they will put it under GS/MS and can easily tell if it is synthetic..
 
nanaimosco

nanaimosco

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Vitamin C flush. Worked for me everytime. THe guy at the nutrition store told me about it. I smoked a couple days before the test and had no problems. Take 2 1000mg vit c's every half hour for 4 -5 hours then 2 every 4 hours. Drink plenty of water.
 
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a dog named chico

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nanaimosco said:
Vitamin C flush. Worked for me everytime. THe guy at the nutrition store told me about it. I smoked a couple days before the test and had no problems. Take 2 1000mg vit c's every half hour for 4 -5 hours then 2 every 4 hours. Drink plenty of water.
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while i do believe your logic...that dosage seems rather large considering recommended max dosage is 2000mg A DAY...
 
Zildjian

Zildjian

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I'm going to chime in here. Over the last 15 years I have tried many of those so called cleaners that clean out your system, not once have I passed. The only thing I have used to pass a test is NOT using my Piss. Quick Fix has worked for me every time ( 6 to be exact ), and once used someone elses. Synthetic is the only way to go.
 
TDM

TDM

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If you have not smoked in over a week a flush 64oz water w/b12 should work.
Another... Use off the self "Certo", Liquid Pectin (buy at grocery store) 2 32oz bottles of Gatoraid
Mix pectin in one bottle, night before...drink 1 bottle (non-pectin) night before...take a B12
Take B12 in morning, aprrox 2 hours before test slam the one 32 oz w/pectin (tough, but not horrible).
 
tristynhawk

tristynhawk

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i can't understand you guy's. Don't know how your failing piss test's. I smoke everyday and get tested at least every month and a half. And use my own piss everytime, i use i detox drink but as stated before i have only ever used one brand and that's it. I have never failed with it so i won't try anything else The brand is manufactured by OMNI and is called puriclean. I don't think you guy's are waiting long enough before you take the test. Your first 5-6 pisses will still be dirty around 6-8 you should be clean and will be clean for eight hours. Carrying in a synthetic is not an option for me as most of my test's are monitored, They don't stand behind us either they watch it go in the cup.
 
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a dog named chico

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tristynhawk said:
i can't understand you guy's. Don't know how your failing piss test's. I smoke everyday and get tested at least every month and a half. And use my own piss everytime, i use i detox drink but as stated before i have only ever used one brand and that's it. I have never failed with it so i won't try anything else The brand is manufactured by OMNI and is called puriclean. I don't think you guy's are waiting long enough before you take the test. Your first 5-6 pisses will still be dirty around 6-8 you should be clean and will be clean for eight hours. Carrying in a synthetic is not an option for me as most of my test's are monitored, They don't stand behind us either they watch it go in the cup.
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Hey i respect what you are saying, but every BODY is different. your system works for you because you designed it for yourself. the idea behind this thread (and the majority of my threads) was an open forum to bounce ideas and logic off of. AGAIN i thank you for your input and think as time goes on someone may stumble upon this thread and benefit from all the information provided
 
KatieGrows

KatieGrows

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I used qiuckfix 5.7 ,went Into the facility I even brought an extra thermometer used for meat bc I was scared the one on the bottle would be off little from being pressed against my skin , when I got in the bath room I test the temp and it was a perfect 98.8* I gave her my cup. Only then did I realize I was so nervous I forgot to wipe !! Lol but I was pissed cuz she didn't even test the temp!! But I passed and got the job. Apparently this sh&#* works!! Thanks qf!
 
HankDank

HankDank

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i used synthetic urine (quick fix) you can purchase online, comes in a little bottle with a heat strip on the outside even, has worked for me every time
 
Buddingbishop

Buddingbishop

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tristynhawk said:
i can't understand you guy's. Don't know how your failing piss test's. I smoke everyday and get tested at least every month and a half. And use my own piss everytime, i use i detox drink but as stated before i have only ever used one brand and that's it. I have never failed with it so i won't try anything else The brand is manufactured by OMNI and is called puriclean. I don't think you guy's are waiting long enough before you take the test. Your first 5-6 pisses will still be dirty around 6-8 you should be clean and will be clean for eight hours. Carrying in a synthetic is not an option for me as most of my test's are monitored, They don't stand behind us either they watch it go in the cup.
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Just curious as to where you buy it, locally or online, I ve read some sources confirming it. I figured it's just as cheap as buying b12 and creatine.
 
auldone

auldone

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The downside to using detox drinks is when you get to where you have to take the UA, you could end up sitting there, waiting, and having to piss. I once had to wait an hour before the pee test and failed. After that, I went to fake piss. Never had an issue.

Just something to think about.
 
stuckonsticky

stuckonsticky

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i feel for you guys. really that sucks living in fear like that...this fucking govt sucks..who the fuck is some dickhead in a probation office that was the fucking janitor the week before but a spot opened up and hes now watching you piss with a jail key swinging in his grasp...really i feel for you guys
 
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